Princess Peach: I’m Not Sure What I’ve Just Stepped In, But I Want It Dead.

Toad: The things I do on this job. Peach: I told you I can float! Perry:So do I, but I make it a policy to never turn down free rides.

What kind of job do you think you can do without the right tools?

Follow Mario & Luigi: Cleanup Crew! New strips on Monday! (Art by Calvin Jay).

Doing some research into the Mario universe (I don’t know how I feel about being able to say that with a straight face) and discovered that Princess Daisy has a sister, of all things.

Toad: You people need to prioritize!

New strip!

Toad: Uh oh. Minister: Ack! This is a girl’s room! Toadsworth: We can’t be in a girl’s room! Toad: The things they keep in here I don’t want to see.

Toad: Your Highness, wouldn’t it be great if the weekend lasted forever? Peach: No. It’s Monday. Now get to work.

Mario: Hey! I found the shaving cream! New strip!

Mario: It's hard enough to plumb a NORMAL toilet. How hard do you think it is to do this in the Mushroom Kingdom? Luigi: All I said was "Good job"! New strip!

Toadette: Toad, have you figured out what to do? Toad: Hold out and wait for the end. Toadette: That’s morbid! Toad: End -credits-. Nobody dies in a Mario game except the villain.

Peach:They just don't make ominous disasters like they used to. Toad: Wish THEY knew that.