Sugakookie With Top!jungkook Please, Either No Smut Or Smut, Lengthy Or Shorty Is Fine. You Know Yoonkook

*also attracts smart blondes that have no idea how they fell for this idiot

Bae: Tell me sexy things in Spanish.

Me: *Spanish accent* Mi nombre es Palermo y tengo dos noticias para daros, una buena y otra mala. La mala es que el Banco de España está sufriendo un ataque, y la buena *Argentinian accent* ES QUE LOS ATACANTES SOMOS NOSOTROS, MUCHACHOS.

Can't stop thinking about Battinson. Never in my life have I understood the "poor little meow meow" thing until I saw this man rock up to breakfast in a massive t-shirt and sweatpants, eat a single blueberry because Alfred told him to, and then put on sunglasses indoors because it was too bright. He tried to wingsuit down from GCPD headquarters, got his parachute caught, hit a bus and a parked car, tumbled through the street, then just stood up and ran away. This man looked like he was on the verge of crying out of sheer awkwardness every time he had to be Bruce Wayne and he still didn't look clean.

He's a dirty, greasy, disgusting little gremlin man and it shows and I love him

BOTTOM YOONGI!!!!! any pairing will do i love you guys

Hello anon!

Actually, Admin N and I couldn’t help but laugh when we saw your ask because we were talking about someone asking for bottom Yoongi just a while ago!! And how we’d pull out this big compilation and, well, here ya go, by pairing:

YoonMin:

Days of Our Lives by sugamins (series)

Baby Blue (I’ll Bloom For You) by sugamins (switch)

Strawberry Lube by minyoongz (switch)

Let Me In Or Let Me Down by noraebangbang (incomplete), our review

Because you’re mine (I walk the line) by inkingbrushes (switch)

Perception by jeonggukks

YoonSeok:

Flames just create us (burns don’t heal like before) by inkingbrushes (switch)

and the thrill of the chase (moves in mysterious ways) by inkingbrushes (switch, incomplete)

The Sweetest Devotion (Hit Me Like An Explosion) by inkingbrushes (switch)

Falling Apart Together by thedirtunderyourskin

Home by almostblue

Bloody paws in the snow by pandorasumbrella

My Druggy by yoongidontdoit

nice to meet you by yoon2seok

SugaMon:

six to nine (we’ll play the game) by mightyirony, our review 

yeah I’m the trend (yeah, we’re the culprits) by mightyirony

dressed in white noise by elfiepike, our review

I Will Have You by ethereal_yoongi

A Perfectly Wonderful Evening by bazooka (incomplete)

you need him (i could be him) by hugeboymino

SugaKookie:

because it’s a meaningless dream anyway by hakho 

Flames to Dust by MotionlessMuse

TaeGi:

Just Skin by cupan_taetae (switch, incomplete) 

YoonJin:

404 Not Found ;_;

OT3:

Times Three by bangswing (series, switch), our review

Love Is Not Over by TheOrgasmicSeke (series, switch)

rubber by noonagon

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait by Incadence

tell me what you want (i'mma give it to you) by bazooka 

BOTTOM YOONGI!!!!!!! Long live bottom!Yoongi (especially when he’s begging for it) ^__^b ~ Admin N

Happy Reading! ~ Admin P

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Part 0          Part 0.5          Part 1          Part 2

Part 3          Part 4             Part 5          Part 6

Part 7          Part 8             Part 9          Part 10

Part 11        Part 12           Part 13        Part 14

Part 15        Part 16           Part 17        Part 18

Part 19        Part 20           Part 21        Part 22

Part 23        Part 24           Part 25        Part 26 

Part 27        Part 28           Part 29        Part 30 

Part 31        Part 32            Part 33        Part 34

Part 35        Part 36           Part 37        Part 38 

Part 39        Part 40           Part 41         Part 42

Part 43 Part 44 Part 45

Part 46 Part 47 Part 48

Part 49 Part 50 Part 51

Part 52.1 Part 52.2 Part 53

Part 54 Part 55 Part 56

Bonus Part 57 Part 58

Part 59 Part 60 Epilogue

The Old Guard fandom has a problem with homophobia.

I’m just going to be blunt about it because there’s no point in beating around the bush about a serious topic and one that seriously impacts my ability to engage with this fandom in a meaningful way.

I’m also going to be very clear: LGBT people calling out homophobia and transphobia, people of color calling out racism, disabled people calling out ableism, so on and so forth isn’t fandom drama. Also, I think it’s important to curate your fandom experience but when your curating includes blocking and silencing people who are speaking out about real problems, you’re being a bigot.

But, I’m a trans gay man and in my short time in this fandom I’ve seen a lot of “progressive” homophobia (and transphobia) go on unchecked to the point where… I don’t feel comfortable in this fandom. Especially not when the people spouting these “progressive” homophobic takes are given a platform/

Fandom is supposed to be enjoyable, I get that, but for me it’s not enjoyable because every time I turn around I see “progressive” homophobia and transphobia, or I’m calling out that “progressive” homophobia and transphobia.

Don’t get me wrong, I block these people but honestly, blocking is a joke when they still come across my dash because people still platform them despite them being publicly bigoted… but in acceptable ways.

Before we get into it, I want to make it clear that reblogging this is okay. I want you to reblog it, which is why I spent so much time writing this, and liking this post doesn’t… do anything so please, reblog this.

I’m tired of seeing homophobia in this fandom.

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I'm about to combust where's the sequel, where's the SEQUEL

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