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reading fics got me like
Someone: yeah it was so sad when this character died
Me, who’s already read 15 fix-it fics and no longer can tell the difference between canon and fanon: when they what
*also attracts smart blondes that have no idea how they fell for this idiot
whats the point of saving money if you cant buy a stag beetle plush doll once in a while. pull up that marx quote
the reason battinson would be the ideal batman to give a robin is because he has the right mindset to think appropriate activities for 8 year olds include crime fighting
I find it so funny when men comment stuff like ‘sorry ladies you had your fun with Pattinson in the Twilight days but he’s ours now’ as if Battinson isn’t 100% made for the girlies and the gays, I mean come on now
Can't stop thinking about Battinson. Never in my life have I understood the "poor little meow meow" thing until I saw this man rock up to breakfast in a massive t-shirt and sweatpants, eat a single blueberry because Alfred told him to, and then put on sunglasses indoors because it was too bright. He tried to wingsuit down from GCPD headquarters, got his parachute caught, hit a bus and a parked car, tumbled through the street, then just stood up and ran away. This man looked like he was on the verge of crying out of sheer awkwardness every time he had to be Bruce Wayne and he still didn't look clean.
He's a dirty, greasy, disgusting little gremlin man and it shows and I love him
The stone or your sibling
Daredevil #23 - “Truth/Dare III” (2020)
written by Chip Zdarsky art by Marco Checchetto & Marcio Menyz
i just love law getting ambushed by deadly luffy hugs OKAY……..
tfw you're so depressed about your country's political landscape that your brain just......refuses to take anything seriously
Villian: Aren’t you glad to see me?
Hero: No, not really.
Villian: *tearing up* Well, at least I damage property, not feelings.
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Will you marry me?
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Why nobody talk about kacchako making mochi together
Pixar’s SOUL (2020)
“fuck you my child is completely fine”
your child’s comfort characters:
Annoying Italian dude Nicky - part 1/?
(translation: “the age of Chriiist!”. Something any Italian would say when hearing the number “trentatré”. Comes from the Neapolitan “smorfia”, interpretation of numbers. In Neapolitan: ll’anne ‘e Cristo)
How could I not like Palermo?
He's a gay chaotic sad horny mess that I love so much because so am I but nobody know.
Bae: Tell me sexy things in Spanish.
Me: *Spanish accent* Mi nombre es Palermo y tengo dos noticias para daros, una buena y otra mala. La mala es que el Banco de España está sufriendo un ataque, y la buena *Argentinian accent* ES QUE LOS ATACANTES SOMOS NOSOTROS, MUCHACHOS.
Imagine a Italy in which we have a strong communist party and the power to rig US elections
Someone: Why are you shipping this characters? I don't get it
Me:
Getting excited for Bleach returning but then remembering Ichiruki wasn’t end game…..
Diabolik 2020 | dir. Manetti Bros