Pepa: Has anyone seen Camilo?
Julieta: He is in the kitchen washing dishes.
Pepa: *Surprised* Voluntarily? But he hates doing that.
Julieta: Yes, but he also likes to imagine what his life would be like if he were married to a millionaire man while he was doing it.
Camilo: *Sighing and washing the dishes* We would have a very nice farm with white horses and a vaquita named Rosario.
Camilo: *Watching Dolores sleep*
Camilo: *Thinking* Oh, she looks so calm and peaceful when she sleeps.
Camilo: *Places a megaphone next to Dolores's face*
Since I came to Tumblr to talk about a crazy ship (Jacob Thrombey x Stanley Barber), I want to tell you about another ship crack.
Bill Denbrough of It and Andy Barcklay from the Childs Play remake.
Just think about it, a stutterer with a deaf who take the lead from his own group of friends to fight a murderous threat, they would be a lovely couple.
The voice actor who dubbed Camilo into Latin Spanish not only posted Tik Toks singing Mirabel's song and Isabela's song, but now he also recorded We Don't Talk About Bruno where he does all the voices, I love seriously that guy.
Stan and Eddie laughing at Pennywise from the heaven
i found a Stanley Barber (IANOWT) x Jacob Thrombey (Knives Out) and i think i like it, their dynamic is like SO FUCKING COOL
they’re just the perfect opposite that Stanley Uris x Bill Denbrough in fact, like Stan x Bill are lovely and cute with Bill so affective, and Stanley x Jacob are much like absolute not lovely in exterior with Stanley who bore so much Jacob to want pda lmao
Imagine a sitcom that deals with a gay marriage(Bill Hader & Andy Samberg) that has problems when one of them confesses to the other who slept with his best friend(Kristen Wiig) 15 years ago and that as a result a child(Finn Wolfhard) was born and everything would be the problem of the 4 living together because The woman and the son lost their home.
Stanley: How much did you spend on this date?
Jacob: $1400. But all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Stanley: ...
Diego and Temo fighting for who will enter the bathroom first.
Diego: Well, I must wash my hair!
Temo: You don't even have it so pretty, besides I have a date with Ari.
Diego: Well, Aristóteles doesn't even kiss so well.
Temo: What?
Diego: What?
I’ve already posted Hook so many times but Morgie NEEDS his boyfriend
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