Alex entering the deadly challenges during the season 2 be like:
Richie: It was then that he realized that he’d been reading the same page repeatedly and he’d have to start all over
Stan: God dammit Richie!
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Ben working at subway: Hi thank you for calling subway how can I-
Richie pranking him: To talk to a costumer, please press one
Ben freaking out and pressing one
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Richie: I wish I could hang guys but I gotta go hit the books
The losers club: Aw..
Richie hitting a stack of books with a bat: Okay lets hang!
The losers club: yay!
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Richie: Oh a playground phone!
Richie using his evil voice: I don’t know who you are but I will find you and kill you
Georgie on the other side: WHAT
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Future Beverly walking up to 5 year old Reddie: It appears that a romance was blooming between them
5 year old Eddie running away: No!
5 year old Richie: Chases after him
Beverly yelling at them: A romance that will last a life time!
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Beverly: In every group of friends, there’s the dumb one
All the losers pointing at Richie
Richie: ReAlLy!?
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Eddie: Wanna play twister?
Richie: sure I’ve never played
Eddie wearing red shorts: Left hand red
Richie: Slaps Eddies ass
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Beverly: Help!
Richie coming to the rescue: Where’s the danger?
Beverly: there!
Joyce: Hi I’m your guidance counselor and I’m here to talk about all your problems
Richie running away: Nope!
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Mr. Clarke: Alright and who’s excited to be back at school?
Dustin: Absolutely no one
Mr. Clarke: Me either lets get the heck outta here
Jack Champion as Dorian Gale, son of Dorothy Gale
Avantika as Scarlett Crow, daughter of the Scarecrow
Emma Myers as Marnie Tin, daughter of the Tin Man.
Sofia Wylie as Lexy Hart, daughter of the Coward Lion.
Walker Scobell as Glenn Good, son of Glinda The Good Witch of the South.
Zachary Arthur as Wyatt Wicked, son of The Wicked Witch of the West.
Mason Thames as Wallace Oz, son of the Wizard of Oz.
Stanley: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jacob: Those are not many inches.
Stan Uris: I'm cold.
Bill: Oh, take my sweater *Put his coat on Stan*
Stan Uris: Thanks *Hugs Bill*
Stanley Barber: Hmmm... I'm cold too.
Jacob Thrombey: *Without stopping to see his cell phone* And what does it matter to me?
Stanley Barber: Fuck you.
What would be the favorite Broadway musical of each loser?
Eddie: Dear Evan Hansen
Richie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Bill: The Lion King
Stan: The Phantom Of The Opera
Mike: Be More Chill
Ben: Hamilton
Beverly: Hairspray
Syd: *To Miles* You and Fraser are cute together
Miles: Aw thanks Syd
Syd: But you’re not as cute as Jacob and Stan
Miles: *Sighing* I know
This is beautiful
Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage
Reki: Pinche chamaco caguengue todo castroso hijo de toda tu pinche madre.
Miya: What did you say?
Reki: That I love you as a little brother.
Stan if he were youtuber.
Stan: I'm Stan Uris and these are the 5 reasons why my hatred for Richie is comparable to the hatred I have for myself.
No one:
Stan, the only Loser with a brain cell: :|
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