Millionnotesclub - The Million Notes Club

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

how can lawyers argue without crying 

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life