My Relationship With My Followers

Ahh, it’s back

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

i wish birds brought ME presents

happy Thursday the 20th

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake