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I don't give a shit as long as those in need benefit

I swear to god that green day has had this exact same "scandal" like five times now.

this will never not be funny to me

Someone help me finish this

"no chat i—guys, no! I'm not—I'm not gonna do it. No! Not even—a sn—a Scooby snack? For a.... Haha, well, if it's for..... Okay, for a Scooby snack, i mean—i guess I'll do it for a Scooby snack!"

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

I admit to having plenty of faults. I’m an imperfect person. But at least I don’t say “whoa what kinda drugs were they on when they made this?” when I see something with the slightest hint of surrealism

hey guys need some advice i just started working at a daycare and the little children just raised their open filthy palms? like tiny daggers up to heaven? is this normal?

the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night