Homestuck X Scott Pilgrim (please Click For Quality!)

she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

I think you’re kinda cool gir

being dried off and dressed up in a little sweater right now. bitches wish!

just a little catgirl in a scary world heem heem whimper

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

if im being totally honest, the biggest reason I wish people on this website had paid more attention in english class and had reading comprehension is so that they would understand when and why jokes are funny. Maybe if y'all understood that a line like "None of these words are in the bible" is only funny because its totally unexpected. Or maybe if y'all understood how to construct jokes for yourself, we wouldn't have so many comments like "OP check your carbon monoxide detector" because you'd ALSO know how to build a joke. but anyways its the weekend so im fine about this. I'm normal about this. im NOT bothered.