HAD To Go With The "beta Kids Playing Their Instruments" Cliche

many inventions…. must continue research

i've never dropped a phone in my life all these screen abrasions are from clawing at the images and articles that displease me

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

It boggles my mind that somebody paid 44 billion dollars to become the permanent main character of twitter.  Say what you will but when William Randolph Hearst owned a newspaper you could not get away with calling him a little bitch in it.  You wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you had to go to the trouble of making Citizen Kane.

i need people to understand that making a blanket statement about what corsets were or what purpose they served is like if you made a blanket statement about panties and why people wear them and you didn't specify whether you meant g string thongs or boxer briefs or a jockstrap or cotton bikinis or

there is milk in girls

toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

im taking away language until yall learn how to act

One time I tried to listen to a true crime podcast (I've never denied being an edgelord with a fascination for macabre shit) but I tapped out halfway through the first episode b/c the people on the serial killer podcast started talking about how being a goth is a sign that someone is probably a serial killer