I Must Not Cringe. Cringe Is The Mind-killer. Cringe Is The Little Death That Brings Total Obliteration.

cats are ideal bc they're gods most autistic creatures

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

they’re changing the desktop background on all government workers computers to a picture of my bright smiling happy face to increase productivity

hey guys need some advice i just started working at a daycare and the little children just raised their open filthy palms? like tiny daggers up to heaven? is this normal?

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

i deleted my old tumblr (paxramena) for a fresh start now that im older and more social media-inclined

just a little catgirl in a scary world heem heem whimper

caving expedition in the body of a fallen angel