She/Her | 31 | Herbal Tea EnthusiastInterested in: hurt/comfort, fairytale retellings and folkloreCurrently down an Arthurian rabbitholeLeMightyWorrier on Ao3
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Spin the wheel and whoever you get, you have to fight in one to one melee combat. You can't run away.
if you need a refresher on who you got, The Arthurian Name Dictionary by Christopher W. Bruce and The Arthurian Companion by Phyllis Ann Karr has you covered.
I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.
Whenever arthur gets a new bethrothed
Merlin: Gaius she's evil
Gaius: you cant say that about every woman arthur tries to marry merlin, at this point you might as well marry him yourself if none of his suitors are to your standard
Merlin already making the plague rats sew together his wedding dress like cinderella: im prepared to make that sacrifice
been doing a LOT of analog note-taking / journaling / planning lately (new years' resolution fulfilled! yes!), and I've slowly but surely started writing mostly in cursive again.
that said, I'm old (almost 35, ew) so I have questions.
if you want to RB this and put you age / locale / whatever else you think is relevant in the tags, that'd be very cool
Queen: kill him!
The nobles and the king: but my queen, he’s too hot to die!
I also love how audio fiction has always been a highly experimental medium, and likely always will be.
Financially, it has a low barrier for entry, a low point of diminishing returns, and a relatively small potential market. It's basically impervious to being taken over by giant studios - even the "big" networks like RQ would be considered indie in the film or game dev industries. With the exception of the BBC, they tend to dip their toes into audio fiction, figure out quickly that, although it's beloved by its fans, there isn't that kind of money in it, and proceed to leave us alone forever.
Then there's the fact that it propagates largely by word of mouth. Audio dramas owe everything to obsessive nerds forcing nearly everyone they know to listen to that podcast they just discovered.
So it's more about the thing being actually good, plus a decent amount of luck and persistence.
There's no optimally marketable success formula being relentlessly enforced by gatekeeping jellybean-counters because they don't exist here. So people make whatever they want. So it draws people to it who are looking for something different. And the cycle feeds itself, and the medium gets weirder (in a good way).
It may very well ALWAYS remain the wild west of storytelling.
So listeners tell your friends about that podcast!
And creators, make the weird thing! There are no rules! It can be an hour long or Breaker Whiskey short, or Re:Dracula all over the place length. It can be another tape recorder framing or another voicemail framing or basically just an audiobook. It can be any genre or blend of genres. This creative space gives us the opportunity to be our own target audience in a way rarely found elsewhere.
If you enjoy the thing you're making, odds are somone else out there will enjoy it too. I've already found this to be true, and my time as an audio fiction creator is still just beginning.
Peace and love on every planet, y'all!
Update: I have been freed from bob-jail!
Today will be attempt 37 of trying to get something other than a bob.
You see, I have these duel curses and there are that 1. I'm apparently not enough of baddie to be given a not-bob and 2. that I belong in bob-jail for even asking.
Last time, I fought tooth and nail (asked very politely and over-explained myself and my choices) for an undercut that no one could even see under the bob I was given.
Wish me luck.
Today will be attempt 37 of trying to get something other than a bob.
You see, I have these duel curses and there are that 1. I'm apparently not enough of baddie to be given a not-bob and 2. that I belong in bob-jail for even asking.
Last time, I fought tooth and nail (asked very politely and over-explained myself and my choices) for an undercut that no one could even see under the bob I was given.
Wish me luck.
hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
Self portrait, 50 years from now (idealized)
touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare
Merlin: I won't say "I told you so." Merlin, 0.2 seconds later: I told you so.
I am once again on my soap box about @camlannpod
The heroes of this podcast are actively running from their fate, from the myths and stories attached to their names. They are trebucheted into a world of royalty, knights, monsters, enchanted forests and magic. But the thing about our heroes is they are irredeemable nerds and even while trying to escape the narratives laid out for them, they:
Get excited about the prospect of historical reenactment clothes/costumes
Enjoy being able to exercise their nerd-knowledge in this new world (e.g., Perry and how the iron in the electric fence repels the Fair Folk)
Talk about how the mythical names they were either given or chose are still special to them.
But there's more.
On my fourth listen, it really stuck me how much this podcast is about defying the path laid out for you, especially when it comes to who you love.
It's also about the complicated beauty of families of choice, the communities of love and support we build with people who we don't share blood with.
And lastly (but certainly not leastly) it's about the power of names, what it means to take, keep or let go of them.
Might have to go back and give it a fifth listen.
Allow me to offer you all merthur fanart… referenced from La belle dame sans merci, 1893 by John William Waterhouse… I love them so much
I need to do more merthur fanart soon 🫶
women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
i watched Excalibur
Once i thought about Merlin's stupid metal hat and I couldn't stop thinking about it, and now you're cursed too with the image of Merlin in metal hat
'The Milky Way' (detail) by Frida Hansen, (1855 - 1931).
Merlin 2.13 - The Last Dragonlord
I'd loveee a fantasy setting where healing magic is unstable!!!
Archer missing shots because their finger calluses are gone.
Warrior struggling to intimidate the enemy because their hoarse voice was made softer.
Mage with fresh eyesight blinded by their own spells.
Unable to remove enchanted piercing jewellery because the piercing holes aren't there anymore.
Magical tattoos dripping off the skin.
Sensory overload from better hearing, eyesight, smell, touch, and taste.
If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.