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My life is over. I just saw a solitaire game ad with a man trying to get to the toilet with sans's theme playing in the background
Knuckles has two moods: duty and baby
Ok...
This CANNOT be the same Knuckles. Who made him cute? Who made him adorable? WHO GAVE HIM THAT SMILE??
...Nope. Different guy. Who is this? Please TELL ME
God had to balance all that power somehow
It's amazing how horses are such powerful and majestic animals but you look into their eyes and it's just ḁ̶̮͍̆͝n̶͉̆x̴̪̲̒̎̕ị̵̛̈́͘ḙ̷̳͓̈́t̶̖́͜ỵ̵̔
𐐘 gay amongus
how has nobody posted this today
#she started living in my house
how did you meet your bestfriend?
I know that this sounds like begging and it is very annoying, but please could ya'll listen to the brazilian version of "surface pressure" and "we don't talk about bruno"? I mean they're perfect
It's just me, or does the series of books "guardians of ga'hoole" feels extremely racist
Keeping this just in case
@trans-dressing-room
@demiguy-culture-is
@neopronounprovider
@pronouns-for-dayz
@name-dealer
@comegeturmcpronouns
@crawbird-clings-to-it
@pronoun-checker
@prettygoodnames
@neopronoun-user-culture-is
@pronames-and-namouns
@neopronounsmybelovaed
@nameandpronouncheck
@it-its-culture-is
@pronounchecks
@your-pronouns-are-cool
@namenpronounvalidation
@free-gendereuphoria
@the-gender-blog
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What do you mean "they banned tumblr sexyman"?
Idk why, but this makes me extremely pissed
have you ever wanted to know what tma entity you're an avatar of? now you can know :)
Bro why is everyone Gaster oofs with cursed knowledge friends with a salesman?
anyways here's the gaster gang and their silly little merchant friends
The only thing I can think of is jevil whispering to him " gay gay homossexual gay"
- "Reflecting on these old memories-.." -
..this was supposed to be a shitpost but I liked it so much I turned it into something "serious" heck :,>
Geralt looks like he's wearing one of these
When the breakup hit you hard but it hit your ex harder
Ppl on tumblr: OMG! IT'S AUTUMN! HALLOWEEN! HOT CHOCOLATE! COZY CLOTHES! COOL AESTHETIC!
Meanwhile me, in the other hemisphere:
I think i just had my "asexual moment™".
I was talking with a friend of mine about nice guys. The said the girl rejected him because she thought she was better than everyone else (she just said she wasn't up for dating) and I said: " that's like someone offering you cake and you saying you don't want it. It's not like you think you make cake better than anyone, you just don't want to eat cake right now". And I didn't realised the kind of comparison I was making for some solid minutes
I NEED THE SCENE WHERE BLITZØ SAYS
" WHO WANTS SOME QUALITY TIME WITH DADDY?"
OR ELSE I'LL DIE
So it means I AM allowed to post an entire one shot on my blog description and nobody can do shit about it?! Interesting
did you guys know that there isnt a character limit for blog descriptions
Earthbenders can bend your kidney and your blood minerals
For me, oh no by marina and the diamonds is the perfect song for him
everyone in the bnha fandom: if aoyama had his own theme song it would be something by lady gaga or something flamboyant or french to match his personality :)
me, who assigned aoyama “nobody” by mitski: haha yeah...
Now, seriously everyone who writes fanfic: how do you do that? It just amazes me when i think about it, but i really don't know how people make those
This scene
And this scene
Are the same and you can't change my mind.
My dog is hungry
And my dad is a stinky bich
So i washed him like laundry
Then now my dog has what to eat.