How Has Nobody Posted This Today

Tbh I didn't even notice the dumpstermobile in there until I read the lower caption. I thought it was a wall

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

some old deep cut doodles

I know everybody loves fizzarolli, I like him too ( especially the way he talks)

But can we take a moment to talk about this guy?

Like, he is probably the tallest imp we ever saw, and his horns are the biggest too. I think there's a good effort in this guy or it's just my "random characters preferences" talking

#she started living in my house

how did you meet your bestfriend?

The only thing I can think of is jevil whispering to him " gay gay homossexual gay"

- "Reflecting on these old memories-.." -

..this was supposed to be a shitpost but I liked it so much I turned it into something "serious" heck :,>

a god and his lamb

Bro why is everyone Gaster oofs with cursed knowledge friends with a salesman?

anyways here's the gaster gang and their silly little merchant friends

Clark, recovering from kryptonite poisoning and high on painkillers: Bruce, would you still love me if i was a worm? 🥺

Bruce, zero hesitation: No.

Clark: You wouldn't? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I don't know what is funnier. Scrolling through the cornflakes tag and seeing a post about bondage or scrolling through the bondage tag and seeing a post about cornflakes

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes