“What A Perfect Meal To Celebrate My Victory Over You In Base Of Ball!”

I NEED THE SCENE WHERE BLITZØ SAYS

" WHO WANTS SOME QUALITY TIME WITH DADDY?"

OR ELSE I'LL DIE

Big Headed Boy Beats Green Skool Child to Death. More at 11.

I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

how has nobody posted this today

FUKING YOU AGAIN

I missed you

finally done with the challenge!! Thanks to everyone who requested characters :DD

The last one is penguin chillin with the Penguins of Madagascar requested by @kirah-zh

not sure if this is funnier with or without context

*Whispers*

We think of the Stone Age as being primarily about the stone tools like hand axes and arrowheads, but really thats just because that’s almost all that’s left of that time period. Stone preserves much much better than things like wood and textiles. But some of the earliest tools made by our austrolotpith ancestors could’ve been just sharpened stick spears. We see chimps sharpening sticks as tools today. Maybe if wood preserved we’d find lean-too shelters built by Homo-erectus, and not just handaxes. More and more evidence these days points to Neanderthals being very adept at working animal hides and doing things like weaving rope out of tree bark, and imagine how beautiful those would be to see? What other things were our ancestors and cousins capable of that we have no idea about?

If ancient homosapiens were painting on cave walls I would bet we were also painting on things like wood and textiles that don’t preserve.

We are probably missing the vast majority of ancient tools, artwork, shelter, and culture because of the simple fact that wood and textiles do not preserve. In fact if wood preserved we would probably call it the wood age, because so many things (boats, homes, baskets, spears, even rope) can be made out of wood.

yaaaawn