At Some House Party Stan Got Shitfaced, Kenny Was There To Help Him To A Bed. 

oleander

it’s now midnight for me so HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLEEE *explodes*

this boy is blorbo from my show he means everything to me and deserves the world happy birthday king

𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐬

𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: diluc, kaeya, zhongli, xiao, childe, dainsleif, kazuha, thoma, ayato, scaramouche, and aether

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: he's such a whore, always wanting to suck you off or bounce on your dick like the slut he is. oh well, you don't mind fucking him until he can't walk anymore.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): mxm, cum ( lots of it lmao ), anal sex, rough sex, blowjobs ( receiving and giving ), face-fucking, overstimulation, cumming inside, mind break, chest fondling, chest fucking, office sex, riding ( sex position ), cum inflation, cum on face, keeping cum inside, doggy style ( sex position ), size kink, heat ( dragon ), dragon tail and horns, virgin boy, mating press ( sex position ), nipple play, maso-sadist play, hair-pulling, sex toys, elemental play, breeding kink, outdoors sex, gentle sex, tentacles, degrading, praise kink, somnophilia, servicing, puppy play, collars, aphrodisiacs, brat taming, sex addiction

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: male

𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠: such a whore ー jvla ( slowed )

yes, my blog at this point is just me being horny over 2-D men, and no, i have no shame. also, this is like my third time writing for male readers, so uhh y'all with dicks or identify as men come get y'all's juice

this took so long omg,,,istg my brain is gonna melt bc of how much i've put into this shitshow

nsfw below!

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who shyly rides you, biting his now reddened lips to keep his embarrassing moans in, digging his nails into your biceps as he feels his orgasm coming. only then will you hear his cute whimpers, as he begs for you to hurry up and kiss him. when you comply, he bounces much more quickly, desperately chasing his orgasm and taking your fat cock as deep as it can go.

he's so inexperienced and can barely take your cock into his throat without gagging. you have to guide him yourself, sighing from the pleasure of his hot mouth wrapping around your throbbing length. you don't know if it's just the pleasure getting to your head, but his mouth is just so damn hot, it's practically making you melt. and archons if you cum down his throat, he can barely swallow the thick load without pulling off and getting the spurts of hot release all over his pale face and his fiery red locks.

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who gets fucked in his tavern after it's been closed for the night and everyone has gone home for the night. so there's no one to witness him being bent over the counter and moaning as you ruthlessly fuck him. there's no one to see him getting your cock shoved down his throat, your fingers tangled into his red hair as you use his tight throat like it's your personal cocksleeve. and there's no one to see him enjoying it all, milking your cock from its worth and moaning like a bitch in heat.

he gets so cockdrunk that if he finds an article of your clothing scattered in his room while you're out, he ends up jerking off, holding the clothing up to his nose and inhaling your smell. he just misses you a lot, but is just too embarrassed to admit it to your face. if you walk in on him during one of his, ahem, sessions, he practically dies on the spot and scrambles to cover himself. a " what are you doing? i don't think you're yet, hmm?" has his go still, and his cock spring back to life. he ends up jerking off with you watching his every movement, and his moans are much louder than usual. hmph, he likes this. what a perverted man.

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who falls apart when you cum inside of his tight ass, his oversensitive and trembling walls feeling every single spurt of hot liquid pouring into him. what embarrasses him further is how he's pushing his ass against your crotch, like he's eagerly wanting your cum deep in his ass. if you decide to keep going and fill him to the absolute brim, he becomes a mess, his stomach feeling so heavy from the copious amounts of cum deep inside of him.

you like to fondle his incredibly well-built body, from his pecs to his biceps, and even his back muscles. of course, you only do it in extreme amounts when it's just to the two of you, but you'll occasionally do so out in public when no one is looking. he has to hide any and all reactions when your hand cups his crotch, slowly rubbing when no one is looking, and then deal with the aftereffects and keep anyone from seeing the bulge in his pants from your lewd actions.

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 who is so soft for you and loves you, although he doesn't verbally say it. rather, he shows it through how tightly he holds you close to him, and how passionately his lips mold against yours, even while pleasure racks his body. he just adores you so much and will do just about anything for your pleasure, even if he finds it embarrassing.

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who becomes your personal cumdump, getting ruthlessly fucked and filled with your hot cum until he can't hold in the milky liquid anymore. a good majority of it ends up leaking out of his slutty hole and dribbling down his shaking thighs. he'll try to hurriedly scoop it back inside but ends up smearing it even more. if it weren't for your arms holding him up and his barely lucid grip on the nearby ledge, he'd have slumped onto the ground already.

after being fucked in a deserted alleyway away from the prying eyes of Mondstadt citizens, rather than attempting to squeeze out the copious amounts of cum, he scoops what he can back inside. with a teasing grin, he saunters out like nothing ever happened, and goes about his day, smiling and cheerfully greeting his acquaintances, but little do they know how your cum has already dribbled out and left a sticky mess on the inside of his tight pants. he's lucky people pay to his chest rather than his flat ass and no one can see his hips shift as he attempts to stop your cum from sliding out.

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who gets fucked in his own office, whether it be initiated by him or you. he happily bounces on your fat cock, sloppily kissing you as lewd smacking fills the room. he eggs you on, asking if you're gonna cum, and telling you to cum in his slutty ass. if you tire for even a minute, he takes the reigns, gripping the chair handles and slamming his hips down all the way, eager to have your milky cum fill him up.

he likes to wake you up by sucking you off, not caring whether or not you're awake. all he wants is to have you, even if you're sluggishly mumbling out some garbled response while he's slurping away on your throbbing erection. and no, he doesn't care if you have morning breath, since he'll just wave it away and peck your lips before returning to his self-proclaimed "breakfast."

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who fucks your cock in between his well-built pecs, squeezing them together as tight as he possibly can. he teasingly asks you if you love his chest and if it feels good, before offering to make it feel even better. you raise an eyebrow, before nodding, and stifling a moan as he lewdly slurps and licks your weeping cock head, purposefully moaning and sending pleasurable vibrations throughout your fat cock.

he gets so weak in his knees when you fuck him gently, pressing kisses underneath his pretty lashes as your cock is pushed in all the way. it may not look like it, but he craves true and genuine affection, although he does quite a good job at hiding it. so when you kiss his sweaty palm with nothing but a happy smile on your lips, he melts. so don't be surprised if he gets clingy and refuses to not only let go, but he won't stop feverishly kissing you.

𝐊𝐀𝐄𝐘𝐀 who loves it anytime you bend him over and fuck him oh so harshly, degrading him and calling him your whore, even pulling his long blue locks as you pound into him. but he loves it when you're gentle with him, and will happily milk your hot cum, telling you how much he loves your cock and how much he loves you.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who gets fucked in doggy style, lewdly moaning as your balls slap repeatedly against his sweaty assーyou're so big, he swears you're reaching his belly from how deep you're fucking him. he cries out when you pull on his long chocolate-brown hair, the pain being drowned out by the pleasure of your fat cock spilling cum deep inside his ass.

he goes into a rut about once a year, and he very noticeable gets clingier, but only when the two of you are alone together. he seeks out your company, pushing his face into the nape of your neck and inhaling your smell. once you become aware of his rather lewd situation, you join him in your shared bedroom, and what ensues is pure filth. no longer feeling the need to maintain his appearance, for now, his horns and tail make an appearance, glowing with gold and excitement. you spend the next few days pumping him full of cum, breeding his tight ass, and keeping his face pushed into a pillow. when you tire, he pounces on you and gladly rides you, jerking himself off as he bounces wildly. neither of you will be able to walk for a while after this.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who is surprisingly good at sucking you off, able to deepthroat your fat cock all the way till your crotch meets his lips. he does anything to ensure your pleasure, squeezing down the walls of his tight throat, sucking in his cheeks to make you cum faster. all while you're trying so hard not to cum from how damn good he is, gripping his head and thrusting your hips forward. you make sure to keep his head in place when you finally cum, your vision is filled with white as the archon's mouth and throat are filled with your thick cum.

when he's much more comfortable, he lets you see and touch his horns and tail, each feeling smooth and cool to the touch. you have so many questions, and he can provide them. before he knows it, you have him bent over the couch, your hand harshly gripping his tail and tugging on it as you force his ass back to meet your crotch. and dear archons if you grip his hornsーno he doesn't get aroused, they're literally keratin, but it makes you fuck him harder with better leverage to grab onto.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who just wants to kiss and hold you, even while you're fucking him stupid. it surprises you at first, especially with how he refuses to let go and won't let his lips off from yours. it becomes a mess of teeth grinding together and your saliva mixing and dribbling down your chins. even while you're pounding into him like a jackhammer, and his cum is spurted all over his pretty tummy, he still has a vice-like grip around your neck.

it's always fun pulling back his collar and dropping several wriggling tentacles down his shirt and pulling back, watching the ex-archon shudder and whimper as they begin to play with his body. you turn his front towards you and can very much see the slimy appendages' movementsーnamely the way they're sucking on his pretty nipples. he suddenly lets out a stifled moan as he nearly topples forward, his hips shaking feverishly. he starts moaning, telling you that "t-they're -all the way in-!" he's trying so hard to keep himself composed, but it's hard when he has tentacles sucking on his nipples and curling so deep inside of his ass, he can practically feel them in his stomach. he's so cute like this.

𝐙𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈 who may seem like he'd be the one who fucks you dumb and pumped full of cum, but in reality, the ex-archon is the one who gets fucked like a slut, pumped so full of your thick cum that he swears his doughy tummy is bulging. despite his rather old age, he can take you for a long time and he'll gladly be your fuck toy. but he does like it when you kiss and cuddle him afterward and he'll nuzzle into your neck, too exhausted to even bother pulling out your fat cock from the confines of his cum-filled ass.

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who gets taken in a mating press, his golden eyes rolling into the back of his head as your balls slap against his pretty ass, your cock fucking him open over and over. he's making the cutest fucked out face as he tries to comprehend the intense pleasure raking through his lithe body, but you pump him full of cum yet again, filling him up even more. he soon follows suit and cums all over his pretty tummy, thinking that it's doneーbut you're far from done fucking your cute little yaksha.

he has the cutest moans you've ever heardーthey're so breathy and feminine that one could mistake him for a girl getting pounded open. it's so much more different from his very gruff and cold voice that others are accustomed to hearing. and what would everyone say if they heard the vigilant yaksha himself moaning like a bitch in heat as he gets overstimulated till his mind goes blank?

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who has absolutely no experience under his belt and as such doesn't really know where to begin. sure he knows the basics, but that's about it. so of course you'll train your pretty baby and have him experience all of the kinky shit you get up to. and dear lord, what training it is. the poor yaksha is jerked off and fingered open so many times that he can barely even think anymore, let alone walk without his doughy thighs trembling.

his pretty nipples are surprisingly sensitive, and even you were rather caught off guard by his high-pitched moan when your fingertips grazed the little nubs. but now that you know a sensitive spot of his, you're not letting that knowledge go to waste. he's practically tortured with this and he now has to deal with you playing with his pretty nipples any chance you getーhe cums in his pants if you pinch and toy with them long enough.

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who thinks lapping his pretty tongue all over your fat cock counts as a blowjob. they're little kitten licks, and he stares at the throbbing, leaking member with something akin to fascination if one could call it that. that changes, however, when you grow tired of his little licks and shove your fat cock all the way down his throat. he gags loudly as your cock wrenches open his tight throat, and does his best to accommodate to the feeling of his throat being fucked open. and when you finally cum, groaning at you do so, he's crying out as the hot creamy liquid pours down his throat.

he can't handle any amount of pleasure, since it just feels so damn overwhelming and new to him. you could just breathe hotly on the tip of his ear and he whimpers so cutely. as such, he tends to moan quite loudly as you fuck him into the sheets and tries to muffle his noises by grabbing the nearest pillow and biting into the thin fabric. unbeknownst to him, you just find that even more arousing and adorable, and you end up fucking him even harder, which in turn makes him moan louderーwell you get the gist.

𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 who clings onto any sort of affection you give him, glowing brightly when you rub his head, and if he could purr, he would. he also clings tightly onto you whenever you fuck him against the nearest surface, burying his face into the crook of your neck to silence his adorable moans. it's always so much fun pushing him past his limits and breaking him. he's your precious and adorable yaksha, and you'll fuck him into oblivion.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who is a filthy slut that gets off to getting his ass handed to him in a fight. fights give him such a huge rush of adrenaline and he is absolutely addicted to that feeling. so when you completely beat him fair and square, he's practically cumming in his pants like a teenager. and he's grinning widely, a bulge and wet patch visible on his crotch as he looks up at you with arousal and excitement.

he's an absolute masochist and goes crazy if you bring any type of arousing pain into the bedroom. the ginger loves it with you spank him, fuck him hard, step on his cockーthe list goes on. he loves it when you pull his hair and force his head backward, his dull azure eyes meeting your own eyes as your hips meet his bouncing ass. you swear that you can see hearts replace his once circular pupils as you continue to fuck into him.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who gets his slutty hole stretched open by your fat cock and the toys he has scattered around his room. he's already drooling like crazy when you have his torso pushed down and his ass pulled upwards. but he goes still when he feels something hard prodding at his already filled hole, but lets out a choked groan as you shove in the generously sized dildo, only barely slowing down your thrusts. the stinging stretch of his tight ass only makes him even more aroused if that's even possible, and he begs to be stuffed even more.

you use his tight throat as your personal fuck toy, gripping his short hair as you facefuck him senseless. his throat is so damn tight and hot around your cockーit clamps down so tightly around you that you nearly cum early from his slutty mouth alone. he doesn't even mind it either, bobbing his head and fondling your balls, desperate to feel your creamy load down his throat.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who pervertedly uses the electro from his delusion while he's purposefully jerking himself off right in front of you, using the small sparks of deep purple to send tingles all throughout his body, and his throbbing cock. he'll even bury his fingers in his pretty hole and give himself shocks, causing him to lewdly moan from the overwhelming sensations, and your sharp eyes watching him all the while. he ends cumming all over himself from how much it overwhelms his senses.

the ginger-haired man loves it when you breed his tight ass. errーwell, he loves the feeling of your cum spilling into his tight assーhe swears he can feel the copious amounts of hot cum deep in his stomach. he will milk you completely dry until you're absolutely spent, lewdly fucking himself on your cock for hours on end and in so many various positions. even after he's finally exhausted himself, he refuses to remove your cock unless he absolutely has to. and when he does, he gets addicted to the feeling of being so full, his ass stuffed heavy with your cum and jostling around inside of him.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐄 who loves it when you absolutely break him, your harsh thrust bringing a mind-numbing orgasm that racks his entire body and turns his brain into a lust-hazed mush. he loves it when you still keep fucking up into him, even while you're still cumming inside of him. he doesn't bother stopping your harsh treatment, in fact, he encourages it, as he enjoys the stinging sensation of your palm against his bouncing cheeks. but he will speak up if he isn't comfortable and will instead take it slower than before.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who gets his body practically folded in half, his knees pushed back to his broad shoulders when he decided to be a bit cheeky for once, and ends up getting fucked like a whore. However, he enjoys the reversed power dynamics and just likes to let himself be fucked dumb until he can't think anymore.

his bodysuit, if you remove his cape, is incredibly form-fitting, and only serves to make you even hornier. it gives off such a nice view of his nice body and his cute butt. so it shouldn't come as a surprise when you start fondling him, squishing his ass while your other hand busies itself with grabbing his now visible bulge and squeezing. his entire form trembles as his hand grips your wrist, but only barely. you both know he enjoys having his most sensitive parts fondled, but you will stop if he asks.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who gets plowed against a tree out where anyone could see him getting fucked like a bitch in heat. he tries so hard to keep his moans in, but a particular thrust to his poor overstimulated prostate has him reeling, and in seconds he's cumming all over the rough bark of the tree, moaning so cutely. what drives him crazy is how his already stuffed walls can feel even more copious amounts of your cum being forced in, even though there's no more room inside of him left. what he can't fit ends up gushing out onto the emerald grass below, leaving a pool of sticky, pearly liquid.

it's always nice coming home after an exhausting day at work and walking into your bedroom to see your precious bough keeper, all tied up and pretty for you to play with. archons knows how long he's been like this, his legs forced open as slimy tentacles curl themselves deep inside of his pretty hole, pushing him beyond his limits. his cock is smeared with previous lewd orgasms, as well as his pretty tummy. you debate which part of him you want to use as your cocksleeve, all the while he's squirming about, trying to run away from the overwhelming feelings of pleasure shooting throughout his body. you pause, before lining up your fat cock against his already stuffed hole and after a beat passes, you shove yourself into the tight heat awaiting you.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who actually cried when you took him gently and lovingly, crystalline tears falling down his reddened cheeks as he's overwhelmed by emotions. you're obviously panicking because, well, it's dainsleif. the man isn't exactly known for outwardly expressing his expressions. you frantically offer to stop and drop everything, but he leans forward and seals his lips against yours. hugging you tightly against his bare body. he begs you not to leave him, that he's just so happy to be with you, and that he doesn't want to stop. you ended up making love to him that gentle night.

the blonde wakes up to the feeling of his pretty cock twitching and streaks of previous unknown orgasms glistening on his fair skin, and his hole now being thrust into over and over, his oversensitive walls clenching down on your cock. he's still in a sleepy daze, so his cute noises are more audible, like his breathy moans and whimpers as you hit his oversensitive prostate and your cum fills him up to the near brim yet again. he's too sleepy to even try and resist so he lies back and lets it happenーhe can clean himself out later.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐅 who will gladly do anything to make you happy, servicing you in any way possible. even if it means you using all of his tight holes and muscular body as your personal cocksleeve. he obediently swallows up your cum as you fuck his throat, even going so far as to milk you several times in a row. he'll let you fuck him in all sorts of lewd and perverted positions, growing more pleasure-delirious as your cum fills up his tight assーhe swears he can feel you in his stomach from how deep and hard you fuck him.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 who can barely handle the pleasure of your hand wrapping around his adorable cock as he fucks your fist, his hips desperately and pathetically rutting up and chasing his orgasm. he cries out when you slip your fingers into his puckering hole, the textured tips curling into his pretty prostate. the samurai can do nothing but continue to fuck your ever-tightening fist while your fingers continuously stretch him open and rub against his prostate.

he gets aroused from the subtle but heavy actions, like your hand seemingly innocently resting on his thigh, when in fact they trace slow circles, making shiver as you edge closer and closer to his clothed sex, only for you to pull back down and start all over. or when you gently tuck stray locks behind his ear, when you purposefully trace the shell of his ear as slowly as you can, playing it off like a cute romantic gesture. don't be surprised if your pretty samurai ends up clinging onto you more than before.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 whose nipples have been sucked on so many times that he has to actually stop you, with a reddened face, because the pretty nubs are so tender and sore. when they finally heal up, you're back to suckling on them, your teeth tugging on the now pebbled bubs. he lets you do so, knowing that you're too aroused to be pulled away, and settles for stroking your head while trying to hide any noises from your eager ears.

he gets so embarrassed when you slap your fat cock against his cheek, impatiently urging him to suck you off already. the samurai holds much preference for sucking on the leaking head, while he wraps his hands around the rest of your throbbing erection. but he does his best to deepthroat you, his pretty lashes fluttering as tears well up. please pet him, he loves it when you silently give him your affections as he pleasures you.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 who rides you with his back to you, his cute ass rippling with each lewd bounce he makes as he openly moans. you have a tight grip on his elbows, pulling him back down each time with each bounce. he's too fucked out to even care about what perverted things you're doing this timeーhe's desperately chasing his orgasm, his tongue loosely hanging out of his mouth. and he isn't exactly quiet, his feminine moans echo out around you as he angles himself for your fat cock to hit his oversensitive prostate.

you've nearly gotten him addicted to the feeling of your cock filling up his tight ass, to the point of where he'll innocently sit on your lap, your arms wrapped around his stomach. but in reality, your cock is buried deep within his tight walls, throbbing and twitching from the vice-like grip his velvety walls have on you. he'll teasingly shift his hips, causing you to dig your nails in his doughy thighs as his walls twitch and spasm around your cock. he whimpers when you finally cum, and you can't see it, but he has a very satisfied smile upon his soft, rosy lips.

𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐇𝐀 who is your cute little bunnyーevery little noise he makes, or every single reaction he gives when you angle yourself just right and hit his oversensitive prostateーforcing him to moan and cry as you fuck him open on your cock. it all just makes you wanna fuck your bunny until he breaks and can only be nothing but a lewd hole for you to fuck and fill with cum.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who gets gifted a pretty little collar, since he's such a misbehaved puppy who gets too overexcited. it even came with a nice leash too, since he'll need to be directed back to what he needs to do of course. and that's usually when you're fucking your lewd puppy from behind, tugging on the collar to keep him from passing out from the endless amounts of pleasure that give to him, and to make sure that he doesn't lose his grip.

he gets so embarrassed when you slap your cock in between his pecs, stammering as the hot member throbs against his skin. his cute face is so red that it practically resembles a tomato as you slide your fat cock in between them, but he can't bring himself to look away from it. when you finally cum, he's left with the pearly liquid all over his chest and face, and he clumsily begins to swipe it up whatever he can on his finger and lick it up.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who is trained to be a good puppyーbeing fucked against every surface and in every position possible while being your cute cumdump. he gets a treat if he's been a good boy, and that usually includes him sucking you off and being able to swallow up all your cum, or getting fucked so many times he breaks. but of course, he does have lots of punishments under his beltーgetting overstimulated until his brain turns into mush, or being edged for hours on end.

he goes into a daze right after he's cum, and it's the cutest thing ever. it's like his brain can't handle the feeling of all this pleasure from his ass, and the heavy feel of your cum filling him up. he can't even stop you from thrusting; he's too fucked out from his orgasm. but your cute puppy eventually snaps out of it soon after, and he whimpers as he realizes you haven't stopped thrusting, only slowing down a little. he tries to whine for you to slow down, but you've angled your fat cock to perfectly hit his prostate, so he can't do anything but take your cock and be a good boy.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who gets aphrodisiacs slipped into his food while he's playing his cute hot pot game with you. he doesn't notice until far after the game is over, and he looks so out of it, his cheeks burning red as he takes in deep breaths, trying to figure out what's happening. you, of course, brush your fingers against his smooth cheek, offering to help him with his little "problem" down there. next thing he knows, he's being put in a mating press, your heavy balls slapping against his ass as you fuck him into oblivion. he can't even be mad, because it just feels so damn goodーhe can practically see stars from all the overwhelming pleasure.

it's become a habit to tie your adorable housekeeper to the bed, dropping tentacles onto his bare body and watching as they begin to play with his lewd body. while two busy themselves with his pretty nipples, another is busy swallowing up his cute cock, and the othersーwell, they've been curling deeper inside of him while you watched. he lets out choked cries and garbled moans as they wrench another orgasm out of him, and he's too oversensitive to even run away. and you aren't exactly helping eitherーyou shoved your cock down his throat moments ago and you're too busy fucking his tight walls to even give him relief from the overstimulation.

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐀 who is such a good boy, eagerly sucking you off when you ask him, and he does such a good job at it tooーputting so much effort into deepthroating you and making sure that you feel so good. he'll even wrap his legs around your waist, catching you off guard when he starts begging for you to cum inside, whining that he really wants to feel your cum inside of him, so please cum inside. and well, good puppies deserve treats, no?

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who nearly got caught while you were fucking him against his desk, his important documents long forgotten as you plow into him with no restraint. a knock on the door caught his attention, and his little sister's soft voice resounded through the thin sliding doors. while he pokes his head through the open doors, assuring his sister that of course, he's alright, just taking a nice stretch from all his hard work. while he's busy talking, you sneakily slid yourself inside of him, and you have to say, he does quite the good job at keeping his moans in as your fat cock pries open his tight walls yet again.

when an attendant or ayaka comes into his office, asking where he went off to, you tell them that he went on a walk for some fresh air and that he'd be back in a few minutes or so. after they leave, you lean back, his pretty blue eyes meeting yours with minuscule tears welling up in them. you grin down at him as he chokes on your cock, his groans sending pleasurable vibrations through the throbbing member. he's been doing good so far, just a bit more and he'll be properly deepthroating you in no time!

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who gets a special reward after all the hard work he's had to go through due to his position as the head of the Kamisato Clan. he has such a huge burden on his shoulders, but not to worry! you'll help relieve his stress the best you can! although, it usually involves you fucking him with his leg thrown over your shoulder, and he's left to cover his mouth to keep his pretty moans as your cock hits his prostate over and over.

he's obviously a virgin since he's been far too busy to even pleasure himself, much less find someone else for that. so you have to be careful when you slide your fingers inside of him, otherwise, he'll be in quite a lot of pain. he dug his nails into your skin as his ass stretched open to accommodate the foreign feeling. when you finally sink your cock into his tight walls. he literally came all over his doughy stomach, gritting his teeth and wrenching his eyes closed, tears welling up inside of them. he won't unwrap his arms from around your neck, even after he's gotten used to the feeling of your fat cock pulsing inside of him.

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who rides you when he's in a more teasing mood, slyly grinning as he rolls his hips to order to push your throbbing erection even deeper inside of him. he'll pat his stomach, telling you how he can feel you so so deep inside of him and telling you to hurry up and cum inside his tummy. just to further rile you up, he'll call you a good boy as you cum, stifling his moans by biting his lip. even after that, he'll encourage you to keep going, wanting to be filled further with your thick cum.

he enjoys it a little too much when you pull on his long, silver-blue locks as you thrust wildly into him. the stinging pain only serves to further arouse him, and he swears he can see stars from how good it feels. it doesn't matter if you're tugging on his long locks while he's sucking you off, or if you're doing while fucking him from behind, he's probably going to push you down and ride you himself, his horniness going through the roof.

𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 who looks so prim and properーgently smiling as sakura petals lazily drift past him, framing his handsome face perfectly. but behind closed doors, he acts like a bitch in heat, sloppily sucking you off, desperate to have you cum down his tight throat. he'll even cockwarm you after you cum inside him for the nth time, stupidly grinning at the heavy feeling of your cum inside of him.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who is an absolute brat, snapping at the people around him for petty reasons, or just because he woke up and chose violence that day. so it makes sense for him to expect to be fucked relentlessly until his tummy is bulging from the copious amounts of cum inside of him, and he can't even stand with his legs wobbling. hell, he'll even have to walk around with your cum still stuffed inside of him for the entire day.

you'll fold his legs over so his ankles are on either side of his head, while you squat and dip your cock into his tight ass. he's visibly protesting at the embarrassing position, and is eyeing down your throbbing erection down until the moment it's sheathed all the way inside. he's letting out choked moans and whimpers as you pound him into him without restraint, your heavy balls slapping against his ass as his vision becomes blurry from all of the pleasure filling his veins. when the two of you finally cum, he ends up cumming all over his cute face and tummy, moaning loudly from the feeling of yours shooting deep inside.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who can get so pleasure drunk that his mind breaks from all of the overwhelming feelings, and he ends up becoming a lewd little slut for you to fuck. he's so cheeky when he goes into this mode, grinning as he rests his cheek on your pecs while his hips slam up and down on your fat cock. he's surprisingly lovey-dovey, telling you how much he loves you and how good your cock makes him feel.

making him suck you off really makes your day since he's so short, and when compared to your fat cock, it's almost questionable how you even fit yourself down his throat. but he somehow manages, almost like it's an utmost priority that he has to do, and he doesn't stop until he gets what he wants. and that usually involves him choking on your cock, gagging as he takes it deeper and deeper until his nose meets your crotch. it's so damn tight and hot, so you end up face-fucking him into oblivion until you finally cum. in which you keep his head taut and in place until you're done pouring your creamy cum down his throat, and finally pull him off.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who gets used as your guinea pig for your cute tentacles that you've always wanted to try out. he scoffs, finding it stupid that you can't use them on yourself, but hmph, whatever, can't hurt, he supposes. next thing he knows, the slimy appendages are curling around his now nude body, toying with his sensitive spots while he does his best to keep his adorable moans in. he can't keep it up for long, however, when a thin appendage slides itself inside of him. And he all but moans as it rubs against his prostate, making him crumble in mere moments.

you once slipped a fat tentacle inside of him, the stretch somewhat unbearable as it wriggles further inside of him. he does his best to not show his surprise as the head presses against his throbbing walls in all of the right ways. he has to lean against the wall every few seconds because he just can't get used to having to walk around and being stuffed so fully like this. it gets even worse as the day drags on, the tentacle occasionally squirming about and pressing right up against his prostate. he doesn't even try and open his mouth, because he knows that he's going to moan as soon as he does.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 who is your cute little brat that disobeys every single little thing, and gets punished for it. it's so fun to break him with pleasure until he can no longer think anymore and gets to be your cute bratty cumdump. even after you're done using his body like a cocksleeve, he'll have to walk around with the heavy feeling of cum inside of him, which threatens to dribble out if he's not careful enough. he's lucky he intimidates his subordinates so much that they're too scared to even pay attention to his wobbling knees or his swollen belly.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who is the prettiest boy everーpeering up at you underneath his fluttering lashes and through his watering eyes as his mouth wraps around your leaking head, gingerly sucking on the reddened tip. he's on his knees, while you sit on a plush loveseat, and it's honestly the best way to relax after a day of running countless errands. sighing as you run your fingers through his soft blonde locks, you tug him even further on your cock, making him gag from the intrusion in his throat.

he gets fucked so much that he's started to become addicted to the pleasure entirely. if he gets just a moment alone with you, he pounces on you, hurriedly fumbling with your belt as he tries to yank away the cloth barrier that's keeping him from his most favorite treat. when your cock finally springs out, he wastes no time in mounting you, giddily smiling from the pleasurable stretch and the way your cock rubs against his walls in just the right ways.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who has very little experience in knowing what to do, and when you hold your throbbing erection near his cheek, his fair skin now stained with a glob of your pre-cum. and due to his inexperience, he ended up pulling off when you told him in between groans that you were cumming, and he ended up with thick, pearly splatters all over his face and hair too. he's so confused and panicked when your limp cock has now stood back up again, and you ask him to do it again.

he prefers being taken in classic missionary styleーhe really loves looking into your eyes gently as you fuck him into the mattress; it just makes everything sentimental for him. that and he can wrap his legs around your waist and trap you there, forcing you to spill your heavy cum deep inside of him. but he isn't against being taken from behind, since it means you can jerk him off while thrusting into him with little restraint.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who becomes a plaything for your pretty tentacles, since he's just so cute and adorable and you can't help but want to use him lewdly until he breaks. his ears are one of his weak points, along with his pretty nipples, so when you dump the slimy, wriggling appendages on his naked body, those are the spots they almost immediately go for. they'll even spread open his legs for you, providing you with a nice opening to fuck him in while the tentacles do their job and further his pleasure until he breaks.

he follows every single command you request him to do, even if it's absolutely embarrassing, such as sloppily fucking himself dumb on either a silicone dildo or one of your girthy tentacles. either way, he gets so red that you swear you can see steam coming off his cute face, but he still obliges, whimpering as the appendage slides into his pretty hole with little resistance. he ends up getting so into it that he openly moans, his feminine noises echoing loudly in the room as he jerks himself off. he's acting like a bitch in heat, and you enjoy it to the max.

𝐀𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 who will always get spoiled with pleasure no matter what, whether it be lovingly with you gently making love to him throughout the night and smother him with gentle kisses. or it could be purely lewd, with you folding him in half as you fuck your cute traveler into oblivion, filling him up with cum until his belly swells and it gushes out in thick spurts. he's so cute that you can't help but want to break him until he becomes a lewd mess for only you.

Cha cha real smooth🕺🕺🕺🕺

Stan: Kyle:

Cartman: Kenny:

Butters: Craig:

Shower headcanons I came up with in the shower this morning

CLYDE BDAY CLYDE BDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DINGUS BOYY

Hi! Could you maybe do Craig, Stan, and Clyde asking you to be their Valentine?

[Craig Tucker]

• He knew he wanted you to be his valentine but he didn’t know how to ask

• He also didn’t wanna risk getting rejected and he thought maybe if he was really nonchalant about the whole thing then if you did reject him that it “wasn’t a big deal”

• Your house was in the same direction as his so it was very common for you guys to walk together after school

“Hey uh (Y/n)? It kinda sucks being some of the only kids without a valentine right..?” he rose a hand to scratch the back of his neck nervously

“I don’t really care either way.” You laughed and your words kinda punched him in the gut

• Did you have no interest in him being your valentine???

• He still tried to shoot his shot though

“So like.. I mean- if you don’t have anyone we could just say we’re each other’s valentine’s so we’re not alone.?” He looked at you through the corner of his eye, trying to look at your expression without looking at you

“Sure.”

• The rest of the day you guys mostly hung out like normal because tbh he was a bit scared you didn’t really see him as a date and didn’t wanna push his luck

• Until you suggest buying those pair cringy heart necklaces that stick together

• He never has and never will take it off

• Most of the stuff you guys did was cringy couple shit as a “joke”

• Like sharing pasta together and almost kissing

• he had to fake going to the bathroom to calm himself down 💀

• After he didn’t ask for another date or anything special because he was still unsure if you really did like him but he did feel a lot closer and more comfortable around you

[Stan Marsh]

• He practiced weeks before Valentines, it’s something he’s been thinking about for a while

• Problem is, he was already having trouble talking to a picture of you

• There’s no way he could’ve asked you in person

• Just asking a picture of you made him throw up

• So he decided to text you so at least you wouldn’t see him freaking out

S: hey (y/n)

Y: what’s up?

S: I was wondering if you’d wanna be my valentine?

• It took him so long to hit the send button and when he did he tossed his phone and ran to the bathroom to puke

• When he came back he saw 2 new messages and he opened his phone bracing for the worst

Y: yeah that’d be great lol

Pick me up at 5:00

• He threw up again

• He really hated weed but this time he thanked it with all his heart, he knew that people took it to calm down and relax and he was so worried about puking on you he thought smoking a bit would help

• obviously his dad was more than fine giving him a blunt

• He wasn’t high to the point of acting like a moron, just enough to keep him calm

• The day was pretty fun, he bought all the sweets you wanted and bought you a cute bunny stuffed animal and then you guys hung out in the park for a bit and watched the stars

• The weed was definitely wearing off but it still gave him a bit of confidence

• He asked you out

• You said yes

• He threw up fr

[Clyde Donovan]

• He was pretty cocky about it on the outside but lowkey freaking out

• He knew you would say yes but would if you said no? He would literally cry

• He came up to you at your locker all confident

“Hey ;)”

“What do you want, Clyde?”

“Do you wanna be my valentine gorgeous?”

“How many other girls have you asked” you questioned suspiciously. You thought maybe he asked some other chicks and got rejected before coming to you

“No! No you’re the first one!”

“So you’re gonna ask some other girls after me?”

“No no no! The first and only one!” He panicked

“I’m just messing with you,” you laughed as he sighed.

“Sure. I’ll see you after school.” You ruffled his hair and headed off to class

• He touched his hair before fist pumping the air and yelling “SCORE!!”

• He definitely bragged to Craig, Jimmy, Tweek, and Tolkien

• And Craig told him numerous times, “Dude we do not give a fuck 😐”

• That didn’t ruin his day though, he planned out a bunch of cliche shit too

• While walking he stuck his arm out for you to hold on to, when you guys were watching a movie he pretended to yawn and wrap his arm around your shoulder, when it started to hey chilly he handed you his jacket

• He was pretty sweet and his confidence was kinda adorable, it wasn’t douchebag confidence

• After walking you home he asked if he could take you out on another date

“Hmm..”

His heart sunk and he was getting ready to cry if you said no but to his surprise,

“Yeah I’m down” you giggled

• He waited until you were in your house and the door was shut before he fist pumped the air and yelled “SCORE!!”

I think I like this one more than the first part lmao

Good Vibes

rating: nsfw

warnings: vibrator, public, feet, humiliation, degradation, gn!reader, dom!reader

characters: Scaramouche

author’s note: This was inspired by @kiyozu’s post.

It took a lot of effort on your part to convince Scaramouche to wear a vibrator in public.

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Around the Meadow

Pairing: Bennett x Reader

Pronouns: he/him; Male reader

Content: reader is a teenager obviously since bennett is a teenager if ur an adult this isn't really for you-, lots of fluff, light kissing, small injury.

Description: if Bennett could spend every living second with you, he would.

Note: sorry for no writing !! Someone has been keeping me busy (cough DoroBohdo cough, jk I love you) but thank you so much for the request Crazycat697 !! Sorry if it's a lil small, really just a drabble <3

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The two of you yelled happily as you ran around in the grass, Bennett occasionally tripping on a rock and falling face first on the floor but happily getting back to chasing you around the meadow.

It was a nice day out, sunny and warm and just enough, so the two of you decided it would be nice to go out on a small adventure. It was almost the end of the day and the sun was setting as the two of you wasted the last bits of your energy.

You stop at a giant tree as you try to catch your breath but soon enough Bennett tackles you to the ground.

Thank the archons you didn't hit your head on any roots but you place your hand on Bennetts head as he almost knocks himself out.

Thankfully it cushions his blow and he only let's out a slight wince as you heave from getting pricked by wood chips.

Bennett let's out a small sorry before sitting in front of you and patching your hand up, a small smile set on both of your faces.

He softly grasps your hand before landing a kiss on your palm, and another one, and then another.

It makes you let out a small airy laugh before his grasp loosens and you cup his cheek.

"Im the best boyfriend" he says sarcastically as he nuzzles into your hand.

"Best boyfriend award goes to you." You say and set a small kiss on his forehead.

Bennetts breath hitches as he looks at you with the biggest smile and tears prick his eyes.

"No, you're the best boyfriend" he says before tackling you again in a big hug and kisses you all over.

"I couldn't ask for anyone better" He says and sets his head on your lap.

He looks at you as if you were the one that put the stars in the sky and gave him the sun and moon, and you did the same.

He looked so pretty and happy, you wish you could see him like that at all times.

You move a strand of hair behind his ears and his smiles grows wider.

You watch as a ray of sunshine illuminates his face and everything else gets just a bit darker, the breeze of the wind feeling just a little colder now too.

The two of you sit peacefully as you watch the sun set and the butterflys run around the meadow.

As much as the sun setting was beautiful and seeing fireflies, it was about time the two of you started to head home.

It wasn't too far away, but just enough that if you didn't leave soon it could be midnight before you get there.

Bennett grumbles as you pat his stomach to let him know it's about time to go. He never liked going back, as it meant he would get to see you again until tommorow.

A frown sets on his face but you quickly sweep it away with a small kiss and you grab his hand.

Soon enough the two of you walk back home and get there quicker then you thought.

The two of you look at eachother before setting off in different directions.

"I'll see you tommorow, right?" Bennett says, almost as if he had a question mark on top of his head.

"Of courses you'll see me tommorow Benny" you say with a smile.

Bennett laughs nervously before saying his goodbyes and heading off in the opposite direction.

As you take a step forward you hear boots crunching against rocks and look back to see Bennett running towards you.

He steps right in front of you before grabbing your face and giving you one last kiss.

"I forgot to say goodnight" and with that he scampers off with a blushing face.

[732 words; october/24/2021]

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Cuz tumblr doesn't allow me to keep the bio thing.

I am 20 yo.

I go by they/he pronouns.

I enjoy genshin, apex & south park content :)

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