Cha cha real smooth🕺🕺🕺🕺
i won't tolerate any tweek that isn't happy. his only state is being a tiny sun
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kennys goodbye made entirely in construction paper! :D
3am Phonecalls
Tweek appreciation he has so many talents and good things about him he’s such a good boi ❤❤
As the umbrella goes tip-tap-tip-tap, rain pellets beat off it continuously
Despite its gentle nature, I can hear the sound of rain pattering on my umbrella all too loudly. The rain was not gentle today, and it made sure I knew.
A simple sound, rain is. But today, the rain thundered on in my head, any other sounds completely drowned out by the water.
Can someone tell me why is it so loud, everywhere all at once I hear my name? The silence filling the empty darkness eating away at the corners of my vision. Every time I try to reach out, I find myself in the same place, as if my mind is constantly looping.
“Elliot”
I'm so far away, why is it so close by? One hand after another is grabbing at me. Every time I feel their grip on me tighten, they pull me along with them minute after minute while I repeatedly scream, "Help!" Why does it seem like no one is concerned? My throat feels as though it is being scratched by glass throughout. The sensation of blood and its warm, coppery taste, which drips from my tongue from a trickle to a torrent of it, why... Why do I feel deserted, just like a child who has lost his mother?
“ELLIOT!!!”
I suddenly find myself back in reality, which had previously felt vibrant and exhilarating but now feels drab and lifeless. "Elliot, do you have any closing remarks?" ... ”Huh?”
“Do you want to say something Elliott before she leaves?” Concern can be heard in Renèe's inquiries.
"Yes," I say. My mother, ah, uh, Even when circumstances were difficult, Eleanor Witt proved to be a good mother, finding a solution. Rain was a common occurrence when I was a child. Each individual pellet would strike the home harder and harder as it continued to rain down on it. Thunder in particular has never really been to my taste in rain. She always made me a cup of hot chocolate and brought me a cover when those occasions arose, and we would sit there and chat.
“Regarding her feelings, where she believes my father is, and whether or not my brothers are still alive.”
“Sometimes I feel like I’ve never really cherished her. I never really realized how time moves all too fast. One minute they're here, the next dead, sometimes I wish I was there to say goodbye to her.”
This is really it. The last time I’ll ever see you face to face is the last time I can talk to you.... The last time I can say I love you.
That room is silent out of respect. The same quietness started to seem a little too quiet, as if everyone was staring at him. This time, he didn't want everyone looking at him; instead, he wanted to vanish and be left alone. After a calming but uneasy silence, he started speaking with a hint of grief in his voice.
It was a great honor to have you all attend my mother's funeral, so yeah, umm... I just wanted to say thanks. I know she would be very grateful for y’all coming out.”
Out of nowhere a cold but familiar touch grazes my skin. Giving me goosebumps all over, including the back of my neck where my hair stands up.
Upon closer inspection, it is Renèe, her ghostly appearance in the sun contrasting with her jet black hair and eyes like wisteria.
"I hope you feel better soon, Elliot. I too have lost a loved one, but don't lose yourself, okay?" She pats his back and disappears before he can react.
Large family and friend groups mysteriously disappear from the room like ants. One by one, they vanish until there is ultimately just one left.
A 5'9 Asian man with a faded bald head and a good head of hair stands nearby. Over his ear, face, and hands were implants.
If you pay careful attention, you can see him solving a Rubix cube. Upon reflection, I realize I've never truly seen him without it.
"Well well well if isn't the terrifying loner Mr. Kim. So... This doesn't seem to be your kind of scene, whatever brought you here. Or "Wait, did you come see little ol' me?"
He tries to bat his eyelashes like a puppy.
friendliness: +0
“Witt, don't become too egotistical now. I merely come to offer your mother my sympathies. It was too crowded for me to show my respect.”
When you first hear his thick, calming Korean accent, it can turn off a lot of people. Although something about it makes me feel better, reminds me of the sounds a gentle wave washing against the shore makes… well something like that.
“With the passing of your mother, I wanted to know if you are taking a break from the games.”
“I'll be fine, Crippy, I'm the biggest Mirage the trickster The best apex legend you've ever heard of, Witt, I'm serious. Maybe it's too soon to jump back into the games after a loss like that.” "Recovering from it can be difficult."
He puts in the sincerest way he could still having a sweet but bitter delivery.
“That's accurate. "I-I ah-I understand,"
“I was curious as to what led you to decide that you cared. This is from the man who nearly tried to break my arm, right? Witt I'm just looking out for you, all right?
My face has a perplexed but grateful expression. Of all the legends to reach out, it just had to be you.
“You see Witt. I shouldn't have made the trip here. I merely wanted to help a little, but it seems you are in charge of that.”
”Cryp-“
He leaves the room abruptly but quietly before Elliott has a chance to speak. As he leaves his wake, there is an enormous amount of exhaustion and annoyance in the air. causing the atmosphere I'm in to seem stuffy or so it feels.
“I guess I'm the only remaining Witt, huh?”
🎊 Crypto x gn!reader
🎊 fluffity fluff fluff!
🎊 Crypto and reader have had feelings for one another for so long but never found the perfect time to make it official, until on New Years💖
🎊IM SORRY I GOT LAZY AT THE END IM JUST TIRED ALSHSJHSJS😭
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You were spending the New Years in with Crypto inside your apartment, huddled up next to him with a movie playing, heater on, and a nice blanket covering the both of you two.
Glancing over at the clock, you realized it wasn't long before the New Year was here. You got out of your cozy spot, slipping into a jacket.
Crypto looked at you, confused.
"Where you going (y/n)?" He asks as he observes you as you zip up your jacket.
"I'm gonna be heading out to the balcony to see the fireworks, wanna come?" You replied, dusting yourself off before walking over to your glass door, sliding it open.
You felt the cool breeze hit your face, it was refreshing to say the least. Hearing Crypto groan, you turned to look at him, he was getting his jacket on as well before heading out with you.
You smiled at how cute he was before stepping out, leaning onto the rail. Crypto following along, looking at the millions of lights that made Solace glow in the middle of the night.
Crypto exhaled deeply, "You know...I never thought I would ever be able to celebrate these kinds of things again."
You looked over at him, frowning slightly.
"It was...hard. Being alone after fleeing Gaea. But coming to Solace, it was a change. I wasn't sure if it was a good or bad but...after a while, I realized it wasn't so bad. I got to meet a lot of people, people I could trust, like you." He turned to look at you, softly smiling with his cheeks a bit red.
Your frown turned into a small smile, you were absolutely grateful he found you as his comfort.
The two of you weren't together but you guys were very close to one another. There were mutual feelings as well but the both of you could never find the right time to make it official.
"Tae...?" You quietly said his name, adverting your eyes when he made eye contact with you.
"네?(yes?)" He looked at you curiously, a sparkle in his eye when he answered.
You opened your mouth to say something, but you let your actions speak for itself.
Leaning in closer you pressed your lips against his, the hacker was a bit surprised, but gladly melted into the kiss. Letting his hands slide onto your waist pulling you in a bit closer to him.
The kiss was chaste but pure, you pulled away, letting the both of you catch a breath. Looking at each other softly before fireworks were set off.
The two of you turned to look at the colorful sparkles in the dark sky. Before you both looked at each other lovingly.
"야(hey) does this make the both of us...?" Crypto asked curiously, voice softening at the end.
You couldn't help but grin at his question, wrapping your arms around his neck pulling him closer for another kiss, a bit heated this time but with loving intentions.
Pulling away, catching your breath, feeling your face get really warm from the cold to the feeling of kissing your crush.
"Yea...Yea it does..." You softly laughed "Happy New Year Taejoon"
"Happy New Year to you too jagiya..." He gave a warm smile, pulling you in for the loveliest hug to start off a New Year.
rating: nsfw
warnings: vibrator, public, feet, humiliation, degradation, gn!reader, dom!reader
characters: Scaramouche
author’s note: This was inspired by @kiyozu’s post.
It took a lot of effort on your part to convince Scaramouche to wear a vibrator in public.
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Warnings/genre: Fluff, polyamorous relationship, romantic, judging/bullying by Cartman
A/N: IVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE ONE THESE POLY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS IN SO LONG LIKE HHH
Also gotta thank my friend for suggesting these characters, ily /p
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• PROTECTIVE BOYFRIENDS™️
• When I say protective boyfriends, I LITERALLY MEAN IT
• Especially Craig and Clyde
• They're both so fkn protective over each other like ????
• Clyde would be like "If someone lays a finger on any of you, tell me immediately, I will beat them up with my fits." And then Craig is like "Agreed, same."
• You and Tweek is just like uhhh 😀
• No but seriously
• They care so much about you, and is always worried if something might happen
• You gotta reassure them by giving them kisses and stuff 🙄 /hj
• I feel like Tweek would always bring coffee to all of you, just as a way of affection
• His parents would also be like "Oh! And bring these snacks with you as well, I bet they'll like them!"
• Clyde is always so flirty and goofy with you all the time
• Sometimes you both would have flirting competitions
• Though, Clyde tends to win most of the times-
• He'd get so flustered if you won though like !!!
• He'd be red as a tomato, no joke
• Sometimes Craig joins for fun, and he would of course win which would make both of you a flustered mess
• Also you guys sometimes flirts with Tweek a lot to make him embarrassed hehe
• I feel like all of you would develop a habit of flipping people off because of Craig
• You think it's funny even though you might end up in trouble
• Cartman would def be judging and bullying you guys like saying
"Is it considered cheating?" "You guys are so weird what the fuck" "You're not allowed to be in a relationship with three people!"
• But you guys just ignore him, or else Craig and Clyde would try to kick some sense into him
• Either way though, the relationship would be so cute!
• I feel like Clyde would be A MASTER at comforting
• If any of you ever felt sad, he's there for you
• Would try to crack some jokes to make you feel better
• Craig is also a good comforter
• He's always there if you need anything
• Would Literally drop everything just to help you out
• Tweek in the other hand would feel a bit anxious and nervous, but would still try to comfort you somehow!
• He'd learn you some methods of calming down, at least what would help him whenever he had a breakdown
• Craig and Clyde would try to talk you through it all while Tweek would sit beside you and give you lots of affection
• THEY ALL LOVE SHOWERING YOU IN AFFECTION!
• Would attack you with kisses, hugs, compliments, cuddles etc. whenever they can
• Loves just hanging out together at one of their homes and just chilling and gossiping about anything while perhaps cuddling
• I'd like to think that you and Tweek are in the middle, while Craig is on Tweeks side and Clyde is on yours
• It always changes though, like Clyde and Tweek in the middle instead because I feel like Tweek prefers being the small spoon
• Definitely would also have a bunch of sleepovers
• I get the feeling that Clyde would make everything so much funnier and stuff
• Like he's always full of ideas and stuff, it never gets boring without him
• Idk why but I hc that Craig is really good at baking and cooking and gives me malewife vibes
• So he would make the snacks and food during sleepovers, and would also ask some of you if you wanted to help
• Also Tweek is good at making drinks
• I mean, his parents does own a coffee shop
• Would come up with new drinks all the time from his parents shop, and would really like you guys to try it!
• He gets so happy when y'all compliment and praises him. It calms down his nerves
• He's always in a better mood the moment he sees you guys
• *Cough* Also you all probably made a long ass Spotify playlist together *COUGH*
• They're just the best dudes out there and is so fun to be with Istg
• It lowkey makes me jealous of how perfect this couple is 😭