Boy Thoughts 

Stan: Kyle:

Cartman: Kenny:

Butters: Craig:

Shower headcanons I came up with in the shower this morning

Lover’s Oath | Xiao x Reader

Warnings: Food mention, Xiao proposes to you, Let me know if there are any others!!

Word Count: 1,055 words

Other Notes: Modern AU; Inspired by “Lover’s Oath”; Xiao might be a little OOC; GN! Reader; Very Self-Indulgent; Happy Holidays everyone!

You opened your eyes slowly, taking in the sunlight that streamed through your window. You turned to see your partner, Xiao, still sleeping. He looked so peaceful like that, you thought to yourself. You smiled to yourself, then noticed the snow falling from outside your apartment window.

“Xiao, wake up! It’s snowing outside! Look!” You excitedly (but gently) shook your lover awake.

Xiao groaned. “What is it, love?”

“It’s snowing!” You exclaimed, a grin adorning your face.

Xiao smiled softly at your excitement. “Alright, we’ll go outside after we eat breakfast.” He ruffled your hair.

The two of you got up and had a simple yet fulfilling breakfast, then the two of you got ready to go outside.

Snowflakes danced in the air, hitting the ground softly. You watched in amazement as they fell. Xiao kept his eyes locked on you. You looked so perfect standing there in the winter snow. He was so lucky to have someone as amazing as you in his life.

Soon his thoughts were interrupted by a thud against his back. He turned and saw you, holding a snowball that was aimed for him. You hid the snowball behind your back, smiling innocently.

The green-haired male smirked and picked up a snowball. He threw it, which hit you in the face.

You groaned. “How compact did you make that snowball? Because it hurt. Like, a lot.”

Xiao rushed over to you worriedly. “(Y/n), are you okay?”

You giggled. “Yeah, I’m fine! Don’t be so scared! Besides, it’s snow, so I’ll live. Just don’t kill me.” You joked.

“I- Just make sure to dodge next time, got it?”

“No promises!” You beamed.

Xiao kissed you on the forehead, a faint smile adorning his features. You then gave him a peck on the cheek, your smile still there.

“Do you wanna go get hot chocolate?” You asked. “Because I want hot chocolate.”

Xiao snickered. “You always want hot chocolate.”

“Of course I do! It’s the perfect winter drink! Plus, coffee is nasty. Well, it’s super bitter, even when you add a lot of creamer and sugar to it.”

“I don’t see what you’re talking about. Coffee is great.”

“But I’m better than coffee.” You joked.

Xiao blushed. “Of course you are.”

On the way to the cafe down the street, the two of you talked about random things. Soon, you had gotten there. Xiao opened the door for you.

“Thank you, my dear.” You walked into the cafe, Xiao not far behind you.

“Welcome! What can I get started for you today?”

“One hot chocolate with vanilla and caramel with whipped cream on top please!” You told the barista. “Xiao, what do you want?”

“Um… Just one coffee. Black roast, please.”

“Of course! Anything else?”

“Can I get a bagel and a chocolate cake pop?”

“I thought that you didn’t like ca-”

“It’s for you silly! I know you said you like them, so I thought I’d get you one!”

A light blush dusted Xiao’s cheeks. “Thanks.” He mumbled.

After you paid and got your items, the two of you wandered around town, admiring the scenery.

“It looks pretty outside today,” You remarked.

“It does,” Xiao replied. “But not as beautiful as you.” He grabbed your hand and led you to the center of town, past all the stores and houses.

You wondered where you were going, until you stopped by the large tree they put up in the center of town every December.

“Xiao, why are we here? I thought you didn’t like coming here.”

“(Y/n), we… We’ve been together since middle school, and I’m so glad you’ve been a part of my life since then. I love you, and I always will. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. When I see the future, I see you and me, together. So, will you, (Y/n) (L/n),” Xiao got down on one knee and pulled out a box. He opened the box, an engagement ring inside. “Will you marry me?”

Your eyes widened, tearing up. “Xiao, I… Yes! Of course I’ll marry you!”

Xiao grinned and got up, He put the ring on your finger and gave you a deep, loving kiss. People around you cheered for the two of you. You took off the ring and your glove, then put the ring on, then put your glove on. You then wrapped your arms around him and kissed him.

“I can’t wait to marry you.” You told him.

“I can’t wait either,” Xiao replied, smiling. “Now, let’s head home.”

The two of you walked home, hand in hand. It was now getting dark, and the two of you were getting tired. You walked into the house and stripped of your winter clothes.

“Xiao, do you wanna get a bath?” You asked. “I’m sure it’ll warm the two of us up.”

“Sure,” Xiao responded.

“Okay, I’ll be back!” You left the room.

Xiao plopped himself onto the couch and sighed. He was finally engaged to you. It was one of the happiest days of his life, and one he definitely wouldn’t forget. All he could imagine was you walking down the aisle, looking amazing. His thoughts were soon interrupted by the sound of your footsteps.

“Okay, the water is running! Did you wanna wear any specific clothing, or…?”

The amber-eyed male looked at you. “Anything is fine.” He responded.

“Okay then! If you wanna go to the bathroom, I have the heater on too!”

Xiao nodded.

“Okay, now I’m gonna go get us clothes. Love you!”

“Love you too.”

You walked off and got you and your fiance clothes. You grabbed him a t-shirt and PJ pants, and you took his System of A Down shirt. You went to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

“You can come in.”

You went into the bathroom. “I have returned!”

Xiao was already sitting in the bathtub, waiting for you. He gestured for you to come to join him.

You took off your clothes and got in the tub with him, sighing. He wrapped his arms around you.

After a while, the two of you got out and changed for bed. The two of you had cuddled against each other, keeping each other warm.

“I love you, Xiao.”

“I love you too, (Y/n).”

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oleander

3 - Hot chocolate, Tweek x reader

You watched as the late snow slowly drifted to the ground. The flakes gently rested on the concrete floor, merging with the piled snow. At the moment, you were waiting for Tweek to finish his late shift at Tweek Bros. His family overworked him at times. His hours seemed to get longer the older he became, but you wouldn’t say anything, it wasn’t your place. To entertain yourself you watched your hot breath be enveloped into the cold air and turn white. You didn’t mind waiting for Tweek to get off work, you liked to spend as much time with him as possible even if it meant walking him home for just 20 minutes.

The store’s doors opened and the welcome bell rung. Tweek had pushed it open with his foot as his hands were filled with two coffee cups. 

“Hey.” You greet with a familiar smile. Tweek handed you one cup and then reached into his pocket for keys to lock up the store.

“Y-You don’t have to wait for me, you know.” Even if Tweek’s statement was dismissive he still appreciated your company very much. 

“I know, I choose to stay for you. I’m a good person if you didn’t notice.” Your sarcastic comment pulled a light exhale of amusement from Tweek. “Is this coffee?” You questioned, referring to the cup of liquid warming your hand. 

“No, I put together some hot chocolate. I know it’s what you usually order.” After twisting the keys inside the door’s lock, Tweek pulled back and turned to you, finally ready to start the journey home.

“Thats sweet.” You remarked to which Tweek shrugged. “Did you make yourself some too?” 

“No, I got coffee- as usual.” He blinked. You sighed.

“C’mon, you really need to try another drink. But not an energy drink- that’ll just be another addiction.”

“What do you suggest? Agh-“ He asked. You handed your cup to him and nodded, urging him to take a sip.

“Try some of this.” He hesitated, but reached to take the plastic cup from your hand.

“Are you s-sure?” He asked.

“Of course! I know you’ll like it. I have great taste.” 

Tweek tugged on his scarf and took a small sip. The chocolate fluid was still hot and burnt his mouth. “It’s still really hot.” He sucked in some cold fresh air.

“And?” You encouraged him to go on.

“It’s good.” He admitted, and you smiled. He handed back the cup.

“I knew you’d like it. You should try drinking it instead of coffee.”

Tweek shrugged. “Mng, maybe.” 

“Hey Tweek, look,” He turned his head to see you also taking a sip from the plastic cup, he was confused for a second until you said; “we just indirectly kissed.” 

“Argh! Don’t say things like that!” He shoved your side and you just laughed.

“Sorry, do you want the real thing?” You continued to tease, throwing your arm around his shoulder and pulling him closer. 

“N-No!”

“What about on New Years, can we kiss then?”

“Ugh, I can’t b-believe I still let you walk home with me.”

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it’s now midnight for me so HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLEEE *explodes*

this boy is blorbo from my show he means everything to me and deserves the world happy birthday king

hi! can i request reader being butters' and (seperately) tweek's adoptive parent/parental figure? i just want to give those boys a blanket and a hug, they have my entire heart.

Hi, these boys are really adorable!!! These boys should really get some love!!! Thanks for asking!!!

Butters

Dude, he literally felt weird. Aren't they trying to punish him?

There's a bit of pressure on him. Did he do something wrong since you became his new parent?

He's taking a long time adjusting to the change in location (if you decide to move) and to you.

He still misses his biological parents. Is it wrong that he feels more comfortable with you?

You give him lots of time, which he appreciates.

Lots of cuddles!!! You started them and then you started getting a huge amount of them on a daily basis.

You play different board games with him on Saturdays, he loves how lucky you are to play those games!!! Oh wait, he won? Also? Wow, you definitely didn't give in and lost your grip!!! Now Chaos is on top!!!

He draws a lot and then shows his drawings. They are so cute!!! A lot of them are hanging on the walls.

In fact, I feel like you love to squeeze his cheeks. He's your little cutie pie!

You don't approve of his friends, but you don't forbid him from socializing with them either. Since Leo wants to socialize, what's the problem? However, you will hint about befriending someone else, like Pip. He won't be mad about it and will try it!!!

Can he finally talk to someone about Hello Kitty??? Does he???

You watch cartoons and shows together. God, you've had so many wonderful evenings!!!

Rarely, but you cook together. You even bought him Hello Kitty molds to make him more satisfied with his work and it brings him joy. Hey, this is really good!!! Now he dreams of having his own kitty cafe!!!

Actually, it takes a lot of attention and effort. No, he's a great kid, very much so even! But the fact that he hangs out with Team Stan makes it unbearable. They're dragging your innocent boy in!!!

Talking about it, he's surprised you can hear him. When he talked about what was going on, he was usually just chastised.

He gets sick a lot. He loves the rain. Also gets into trouble with Cartman. So you are at his bedside most of the time if possible, but if you can't, you leave him an instruction and something good to eat!

He is afraid that you will scold him for his grades, even after a long time together. However, seeing that unhappy grade, YOU rush to comfort him. He cries at this point.

And if you have biological/adoptive children, he will happily befriend them!!! Now they get into trouble together. It sounds like a vicious cycle!

You come up with a new nickname for each other every week.

However, you adore Butters! He's your little angel!!!

Tweek

It's definitely stressful. He can't function at all.

He doesn't accept you, from the word go. To him, you bought him into slavery.

Over time, you get along. But it takes a lot. You've endured two months of scandals, battered things, and torn hair out.

You wouldn't move, although you definitely thought about it. However, moving is a huge stressor for this boy, as is staying here. The biological parents, the school environment... However, he has friends here, the hype will go away.

He's surprised when you put on coffee. At first he thinks you'll give him a kick out. But you ask him what happened. It was his best day.

You make a calming playlist for him. Now he's always wearing headphones.

He's definitely sleeping, not always, but he's getting better and better at it!!! If insomnia overwhelms him, though, he goes to your place instead of drinking coffee.

You watch cartoons and shows on the weekends that aren't particularly stressful. You crawl under the covers along with mugs of hot herbal tea.

You don't really drink coffee, very rarely. You know the effect it has on your boy, though you had no idea for what reason.

Definitely has become calmer.

He trusts you. Gosh, he wasn't afraid to bring his boyfriend to meet you!!! Although, he was definitely afraid something would go wrong, but it went very well.

Your kid's friends seemed pretty nice, and they're content to stop by often. Especially to eat baked goods.

You and Tweek cook together very often. At first, it wasn't great, but hey, long work and nice results!!! Now you are two satisfied bakers.

You get a cat so your boy can learn responsibility and peace of mind. All was well until he almost killed the cat with the door. However, he's still alive, and Tweek takes care of it very diligently.

He's honestly a little wary of you, lol. You scare him. You know what all this good stuff is for? Are you planning on selling him to shark organizations?

You draw a lot, it really makes him feel better about himself. Tweek gets his emotions out on paper.

You're the reconciling party to a lot of boyish arguments (whether it's between Craig and Tweek or others)

Lots of hugging at first, however, if he gets uncomfortable, you stop doing it. He appreciates it, but would rather not be touched.

You also keep track of his meals, as he wakes up late or loses track of time, so he is late, hence breakfast or lunch is out of the question. So you have to remind him what time it is, put lunch in his backpack.

So absent-minded. You sometimes have to bring his backpack or something else. Also, if in the process of putting it together, he makes a mess, you clean it up together later.

You squeeze his hand to tell him you love him, it calms him down, especially in public. You also rub his hair, unknowingly and only at home.