TBT To My Favorite Banner Line From The First Avengers Film 

Remember when TJ was making my life miserable? My aunt told me that he was just being mean to me because he liked me. I was like, well if true, that’s a really dumb approach. Anywho, I think she was completely wrong because I’ve noticed something… He’s really nice to Cyrus. Know what I mean?

facts: Richie Tozier would never cheat on Eddie Kaspbrak

TJ: So I’ve decided it’s time I told Cyrus how I feel about him, and I was kinda hoping you guys could maybe help me-

Buffy: You hear that, people?? The time has come! Commence Operation Get These Fools Together Already!

TJ: Operation what??

Buffy: Get into your positions! Have your walkie-talkies on at all costs! And remember what we talked about: failure is not an option, because if I have to watch these dorks hopelessly pine after each other for one more day, I am going to lose my mind. Got it??

Andi, Jonah, Marty and Amber, in disguises: Got it!

Buffy: Great! Now go MAKE LOVE HAPPEN!!

TJ: Wha-

TJ: I just wanted your help asking him out …

Lotor and Allura 😢💔

Ah the losers. My will to live. My lovely children. I appreciate them so much it hurts. Please enjoy my lazy colored poster of them.

(yes there is an explanation to why and how Richie looks like that, don’t come at me yet bro)

Tyrus Valentine’s Days

Cyrus buys one of those ‘get a rose delivered during homeroom’ roses for TJ on a whim and spends the next few days worrying his boyfriend will think it’s cheesy. Come v-day and it turns out TJ bought Cyrus, like, 30 roses to be delivered to him.

Muffins with ‘Be Mine’ and ‘<3’ and ‘I WUV U’ piped on them in icing.

TJ finds out that Saint Valentine was famous for chasing the snakes from Ireland, and keep trying to find a way to use snakes for a romantic gesture that all end in disaster.

TJ gives Cyrus a tiny stuffed dog with ‘Underdog’ on the collar and Cyrus keeps it with him always!

Cyrus tries to decorate the Swingset with streamers and paper hearts only to be informed that doing that on public property is technically vandalism and he freaks out.

TJ asks Jonah to play a romantic song on his guitar while he surprises Cyrus with a gift, and Jonah completely misunderstands, thinking TJ is flirting with him. Jonah is flattered but could never do that to Cy.

Stupid, cheap plastic heart necklaces!!

Cyrus asks Buffy what he should get TJ, because athletes! and as much as Buffy doesn’t want to give TJ something nice, she wants to prove she’s a better gift-giver than TJ even more, so she gets really into it.

Cyrus dressing up like a midieval minstral to give TJ a flower, and then realizing he forgot his change of clothes and is stuck in puffy pants for the rest of the day.

Just… a sickening amount of pet names.

Flashfic - This Version of the Story

For @materassassino – a Young Avengers / Teddy-based flashfic that sprang from a conversation we had post-Captain Marvel viewing. There are major plot points / spoilers for Captain Marvel referenced in this fic. You are warned. 

(It’s really hard to tag this without suggesting spoilers. Argh. It’s G-rated, anyway, 500 words. ) 

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2nd img is based off of smth but i cant find it. oh well 

me? making up for the fact that i haven’t posted in eons? whaaaat?