I Love? That They Carry Each Other?? Like Everywhere?????? Children. 

Richie and Mike as Twins Christmas Edition

-The Wheeler boys obviously both have the best fashion sense of all time and they rock their Christmas sweaters all through out the month of December.

-Richie stopped believing in Santa when he was about 8 but Mike believed until he was almost 11 and if anyone told his “little” brother that Santa wasn’t real Richie would do things like flatten there bike tires or accidentally trip them in the hall. Since he was to little to beat them up he would have to settle for these things.

-Richie and Mike both LOVE candy canes and Richie will suck on the tip until its pointy and then he tries to fight Mike with it pretending that its a sword. “En Garde!” “Richie stop before you stab me in the stomach!” “Pick your sword up Wheeler, and fight me like a man!” and then he’ll chase Mike around the house with his “sword” until Ted yells at them and says “No running in the house!”

-The boys think they’re so slick and they dress up as each other and go to El and Eddie and try to see what they are getting them for Christmas but of course El and Eddie can always tell when Mike dresses up as Richie and when Richie dresses up as Mike because they know their boyfriends better then anyone else

-Nancy came home one day with stockings that said ‘Mistake # 1, Mistake # 2, and Favorite’ The boys were highly offended and demanded that they be taken off the fireplace. They stayed on the fireplace until February.

-Richie and Mike will go out in the snow and build snow men and make snow angles with Holly.

-The Boys watch Its a Wonderful Life with Eddie and El and Richie walks around saying “Eddie Kaspbrak I’ll love ya till the day I die” for like two weeks after, (I hope people get this one)

-Mike hates Eggnog with a passion so sometimes Richie will be ‘Nice’ and get mike some cookies and ‘Milk’ but really its a glass of eggnog and Mike will take a big drink and spit it back in the cup “Damn it Richie!” and Richie laugh like its the funniest thing in the whole world

-Richie calls Holly “his little Holly Jolly” all throughout the month of December

-When they were younger Richie would wake Mike up in the middle of the night and convince Mike to go open their presents early.

-The boys pretend that they don’t care about getting the other a present but really they both spend lots of time and money trying get the other the perfect present because they secretly really love each other.

-Mileven and Reddie under the mistletoe. That is all.

-The boys and Nancy use to sneak all around the house together trying to find the presents that there parents bought them. When Nancy got to old for this the boys started bringing Holly along.

-Richie goes to El and picks her brain about what he should get Eddie for Christmas, because they are such good friends. Not that he doesn’t pick her brain about Eddie 365 days of the year.

-The boys both go bankrupt while buying presents for all their friends and they brainstorm for hours trying to figure out what to get them “Hey Rich, do you think Eddie would want a new fanny pack?” “No he already has like five.”

-Once they get all the presents bought for their friends they will compare them and see who’s are better. “Okay first of all Ben is going to like the poetry notebook I got him way more then the stupid New Kids On the Block CD you bought” “No way! And Dustin’s gonna love the Comic book I got him, getting him a new hat was a stupid idea. He wears the same one everyday!”

-The Snowball. Like just imagine the losers and the party all at the Snowball together. Enough said.

Thank you to my best friend @are-you-reddie-for-it for helping with this and for coming up with the best ones on this list!

Author: eds_kas

WC: 27038 | Rating: Teen | Status: Complete

It’s 1997 (during the war). As a Muggle-Born, Eddie was not only in danger himself, but his friends, and above all, Richie, were too.

Inspired by the Obliviate-part in DH p.1

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So as someone who's just gotten into DC recently (I really like the whole batfamily dynamic the most) where do you think is best to start with the comics and where could I get them online you think? I'm in the UK so I cant access that DC website that has the whole comic library sadly it sucks.

I…Um. Oh. Haha. Tough question, first of all, I have no idea how you can access them online. I get them every month (and in France we unfortunately don’t have a third of what is actually published so I also get a lot of things via specific comics book stores). I buy the physical copies, I’m not a fan of digital things. But I’m sure there’s a lot of websites and you can probably find them with a quick google search ! I’m sorry I can’t help you on that front. I’m sure though some people reading that post can help for that ! 

As to..Starting with the Batfam…it’s kinda up to you to decide which origin story you prefer…I always have a little trouble to give advice on where to start, because there’s many different beginnings haha. But here’s me trying : 

In the DC timeline there has been 3-4 eras with 2 major reboots and rebirth (aka : my worst nightmare) :

1938 to 1986 : the golden age followed by the silver age (”pre-crisis”)1986-2011 : the modern age (”post-crisis” or sometimes “pre-flashpoint”)2011-2016: the new 52 (”post-flashpoint”)2016 (june)-ongoing: Rebirth, which it is an event that revives the modern age heroes (while keeping the few good things about new52…haha makes me actually miss New 52 at times. I remember how I was like “oh this isn’t very good” and then got my hopes up with the beginning of Rebirth only for it to become WORST than New 52 haha…)

So you probably guessed the three major reboots. :

1986 : Crisis on infinite earths (my favorite)2011 : Flashpoint (I like it)2016 : Rebirth (also known as “the-one-we-do-not-talk-about”. I hate a lot of things about it, if not everything. BUT the beginning was good, it just went downhill at some point for some reasons…

Each era can be read seperatly. And it’s kinda up to you to decide what you prefer and what you want to forget and pretend it’s not part of canon (Ric who ?). 

Here’s a few rec I’d have if you wanna get familiar with Batman’s world : 

Batman: Year One - Batman origin story

The man who laughs - Joker origin

The long Halloween - Two-face’s origin

Dark Victory - Long Halloween sequel

Robin: Year One - Dick’s origin (First Robin)

Batgirl: Year One - Batgirl’s origin

Nightwing: Year One - Nightwing’s origin

The killing joke - Oracle’s origin

A Death in the Familly - Jason’s origin (Second Robin)

A lonely place of dying - Tim’s origin (Third Robin)

Batman: Sword of Azrael - Azreal’s origins + Batman/Oracle

Vengeance of Bane - Bane’s origin

Knigthfall (Knigthfall/Knightquest/KightsEnd) - Big Batman/Azrael/Bane arc

Prodigual - Dick Grayson substites for Batman

No man’s land - Big post Apocalyptic arc

Hush - Hush’s origin

Detective Comics #647-649 - Introduction arc of Steph (fourth Robin)

Birth of the Demon (Son of the Demon + Bride of the Demon + Birth of the Demon) - Ra’s Al Ghul and Talia Al Ghul’s origins

Under the hood - Red Hood’s origin

Batman : No man’s land - Cassandra’s first solo series, and also one of my fav. She appears before, but I think it’s good to start there. 

Batman & Son - Damian’s origin (fifth Robin).

Batman: R.I.P - Dr Hurt and the Black Glove’s origin

Final Crisis - Death of Batman

Batle for the Cowl - How the Batfamilly deals with the death of Batman

Batman Reborn - Dick Grayson is Batman partroling with Damian

Batwoman: Elegy - Batwoman’s origin

The return of Bruce Wayne

Batman Incorporated (Batman Inc. + Demon stars + Gotham’s most wanted) - Creation of a Batman Franchise

Batman: Court of owl (court of owl + night of owls) - Court of owl’s origin

Batman and Robin (new 52) - Bruce/Damian relationship - Read trades 1-3 before the end of Batman Incorporated

Batwoman new 52 (6 trades)

Batman : Endgame, We are Robin and Robin War - would be a good introduction for Duke.

Batman rebirth special

And yeah. That’s just a good way (in my opinion) to start to get a grasp of what is going on…It’s a bit of a mix of eras (and again, it comes down to YOU choosing your favorite origin stories and stuffs really) but..yeah. If you want specific arcs that centers on the family, then I’ll make a separate list ! But if you’re just getting into the World, I think it’s good to get acquainted with characters first, and their World ^^’. 

PS : Anyone, feel free to add things that you think are important to learn about the characters or the World :). This is just a quick list I wrote before work, and of things coming to my mind, so I’m probably missing important stuffs without noticing it !

PPS : important to say when I put “origin”, it implies “one of the origin”, just thé ones I chose because it’s usually the most liked (not particularly by me) and acceptéd (again, not particularly by me haha).

The losers club as things I’ve heard or said before

(ib hella people)

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bill:

*slips on ice*

“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”

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Richie:

*laying down in his bed*

*whispering* “Richie”

Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”

——————-

Mike:

*first day at real school*

*gets handed a stack of homework*

“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”

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Eddie:

*sniffing Clorox wipes*

“Good shit”

___________

Stan:

*in cooking class*

*starts eating ingredients*

*everyone starts yelling at him*

Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”

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Ben:

Richie: makes any joke

Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you

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Beverly:

Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”

Richie: you sound like a prostitute

Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*

There’ll be a new Billy and Teddy and Loki story in War Scrolls #2!

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You’re wrong if you think the rest of the losers don’t leak stupid videos and pictures of Richie to the media after he becomes famous. That time Richie blindfolded himself and surfed a mattress down the stairs at the Uris’s? The world has seen him faceplant halfway down. Richie running around in novelty socks and a pair of Eddie’s shorts (and nothing else) down the snow filled streets at three am? On YouTube. The picture of him sitting outside the school holding a detention slip with glittery dicks on his face? Number one image when you look up his name.

Dear Marvel, please hire me to redo Parks and Rec but with the Young Avengers instead.

Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation

Tozier was a scrawny kid who wore glasses. Ben thought that without them Tozier probably saw every bit as well as Mr Magoo; his magnified eyes swam behind the thick lenses with an expression of perpetual surprise.

TJ: So I’ve decided it’s time I told Cyrus how I feel about him, and I was kinda hoping you guys could maybe help me-

Buffy: You hear that, people?? The time has come! Commence Operation Get These Fools Together Already!

TJ: Operation what??

Buffy: Get into your positions! Have your walkie-talkies on at all costs! And remember what we talked about: failure is not an option, because if I have to watch these dorks hopelessly pine after each other for one more day, I am going to lose my mind. Got it??

Andi, Jonah, Marty and Amber, in disguises: Got it!

Buffy: Great! Now go MAKE LOVE HAPPEN!!

TJ: Wha-

TJ: I just wanted your help asking him out …

reddie as a conversation i heard in gym:

eddie: “yes, my mother does know that i‘m homosexual.”

richie: “oh… well, you wanna fuck?”

eddie: “no. never. not in a million years.”

eddie [turns to stan]: “i wanna fuck him.”