Richie, Bill, Beverly And Mike Are 100% In A Band Together (Richie Singing And Occasionally Playing Guitar,

#he’s doing his best bonus:

tommy shepherd is not a sociopath and billy kaplan is not just an angsty unstable magic user and teddy altman is more than an extension of billy and noh-varr is a wildly intelligent kree missionary and kate bishop is more than a pretty face and david alleyne is more than love triangle drama and america chavez is more than punching and kicking people

"Six Phone Calls" In A Nutshell

Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.

Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...

LATER...

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.

Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?

Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.

Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!

Eddie: There she is.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.

Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.

Tom: BEVERLY!

Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.

Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-

Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?

Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*

Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?

Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.

Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...

Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.

• • •

Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.

Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.

I did a “quick” digi version of that one BillyTeddy doodle from this post before I go to sleep.

I wonder what they’re talking about……. (・ε・)

My fellow tumblr users,  let me introduce to you, one of my fucking favorite gifs.   Just take a second. It takes Mike and Stan an EXTREME amount of force to hold Richie back. I would like to point out that Mike works on a farm, and farm work is hard as shit, and makes you hella strong…. You add Stan the mans force as well as beefy farm boy, and they still can BARELY HOLD RICHIE BACK. Don’t mess with a pissed off Richie. anyway, I’m done now

One of Bill’s novels (the one about the kids fighting the big alien) gets made into a movie and Richie auditions to be the adult version of one of the characters and he doesn’t make it

Know what I mean? 

I do!

Weird hc that Richie can’t kill bugs and he cowers behind Eddie and Eddie usually just takes a shoe and gets the bug in one quick motion (reflex boy) but one time he can’t find one and this bug is particularly big and gross and Richie is screaming and freaking the fuck out (“EDDIE HELP!!!!! AHHHHHH EDDIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!) so before he can stop himself, he claps the bug between his bare hands and then there’s a moment of silence where Eddie just stares at his hands before he starts ugly crying bc there are guts all over him and they sob together for the next five minutes bc they are dumb

hc where stan mike and eddie are on a walk around the hanlon farm and it starts raining like crazy!! but instead of going to a nearby barn the boys decide to jump around and dance in the rain for as long as the rain lasts. once it’s over they go in and sit by the fire in their boxers with loads of blankets and watch Hercules (they all sing along, especially mike, he loves it!!). cute cute cute lil time for them all

OKAY so I know this is content nobody was asking for, but literal demon @bayyyleaf basically ruined my life when she realized that the creator of Young Avengers worked on Grey’s Anatomy and literally named a god damn character after Teddy “Hulkling” Altman. how this hasn’t been a reoccurring joke in any comics is downright criminal and unjust, and anyway, I’m in hell.