My fellow tumblr users, let me introduce to you, one of my fucking favorite gifs. Just take a second. It takes Mike and Stan an EXTREME amount of force to hold Richie back. I would like to point out that Mike works on a farm, and farm work is hard as shit, and makes you hella strong…. You add Stan the mans force as well as beefy farm boy, and they still can BARELY HOLD RICHIE BACK. Don’t mess with a pissed off Richie. anyway, I’m done now
lovecore songs
closer - limbo
cocoa butter - liana flores
i want to write you letters - sophie meiers
tired - limbo
uwu - chevy
sincerely, yours - sophie meiers
she - dodie
puppy love - paul anka
luv note - chloe moriondo
can’t get over you - joji
spooky ghosts - snckpck
strawberry kisses - olivia herdt
sweet boi - chevy
cotton candy skies - esthie
i’ve got a huge crush on you - snckpck
don’t be scared - sophie meiers
odd - kio arscott
strawberry - paul baribeau
share your address - ben platt
pulled - the addams family
1-800-dateme - mxmtoon
that annoying couple whose snapchat stories look like this (they made buffy take the last one)
You can look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t the kind of shit the losers do in their free time, but I won’t believe you.
Tony Stark + first (on-screen) words with each avenger
(ib hella people)
*slips on ice*
“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”
*laying down in his bed*
*whispering* “Richie”
Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”
*first day at real school*
*gets handed a stack of homework*
“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”
*sniffing Clorox wipes*
“Good shit”
*in cooking class*
*starts eating ingredients*
*everyone starts yelling at him*
Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”
Richie: makes any joke
Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you
Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”
Richie: you sound like a prostitute
Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*
reblog if you agree
my last 3 brain cells
TJ: Got my game face on.
TJ: My head’s in the game.
TJ: Absolutely nothing or no one can break my fo-
Cyrus, sitting in the bleachers: That’s my boyfriend! Knock them dead TJ!
TJ:
Random teammate: Coach, he’s doing it again.
Coach: Who’s doing what again?
Random teammate: TJ’s still standing in the doorway even though the game’s almost starting looking all dazed and smiley and it doesn’t look like he’s gonna move any time soon.
Coach: Oh for the love of-
Coach, throwing his hands in the air: Can somebody get out the bucket of ice-cold water again??
Pennywise, crawling out of the sewer: I lived, bitch.
Mike: Shit, he's back. *taking his cellphone out of his pocket* Now i gotta call these assholes...
LATER...
• • •
Mike, on the phone with Bill: Pennywise is back, bitch.
Bill: *gasp* Holy shit. I-I-I'm on muh-my w-way... suh-suh-since when d-do i huh-have a fu-fucking s-stutter?
• • •
Mike, on the phone with Eddie: That evil clown/alien/demon is back. Can you come over?
Eddie: *sighs* I'll do my best, but i can't promise anything, though. I have a headache that comes and goes.
Myra, entering the room: Eddie-bear!
Eddie: There she is.
• • •
Mike, on the phone with Beverly: It's here and you made a promise, please come over, we're just a bunch of stupid boys.
Bevely, smoking a cigarette: I'll be there for sure.
Tom: BEVERLY!
Beverly: Just gonna have to whoop some ass first, be right back. Love you.
• • •
Mike, on the phone with Ben: It's back. You have to come to Derry, so we can defeat It.
Ben: *nods* 'Kay, i'm coming. Let me just get real fucking drunk for a little while, be back soon. XOXO, bye.
• • •
Mike, on the phone with Richie: Rich-
Richie: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in, i'm... still a piece of garbage.
Mike: *rolls eyes* Guess who's back? Back again?
Richie: Penis-wyse? *finger guns*
Mike, disappointed: Why are you like this?
Richie: Anyways, i can't go. My manager is gonna be fucking pissed if i disappear for no reason.
Mike: *shrugs* Eddie said he'll be here...
Richie: Nevermind, fuck my manager. I'll book a ticket.
• • •
Mike, on the phone with Stan: Pennywise is back.
Stan, holding a cold beer: That's so sad, Patricia play Despacito.