Ben Hanscom, Richie Tozier, Stanley Uris

Kids meet adults

How to get a soulmate (according to ya books)

-Kidnap. them. from. their. wedding.

(Extra point if you use a tranquilizer dart)

-Steal from him. Guys love that.

-Slap him for the ten percent. 100% effective.

-HIT HIM WITH AN EXY STICK.

-Randomly appear to heal him after the dumbass was attacked by a demon. Will give incredible results.

-Be his mortal enemy for eight years and then accept to go on a quest with him to advenge your mother. (Even better if you make out with him in a burning forest).

-Hack into his game whilst millions of people are watching. Flawless.

-Be Javert 2.0 and HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN but then obviously make out with him when you’re drunk.

-TELL HER HOW WORTHLESS AND DISGUSTING SHE IS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF YOUR LIFE.

-Scare the FUCK out of him and tell him you can be useful for his gang. Will 100% be interested in you from now on.

-Try to survive in the frozen tundra with her. Bicker for all the goddamned journey.

-Just sneak into his van while this two guys you barely know are chasing you down.

-Stumble in her arms while you’re running from your dad’s castle with an object that can retrieve her magic. Will take a little time if your brother is concerned but in the end you’ll get there.

-SHOOT HIS FINGERS OFF.

-Scream that he is shallow and the next day proceed to kick him where the sun doesn’t shine.

- Try to kiss him. You know, a classic. But then accidentaly kiss someone who was disguised as them and when they get angry proceed to actually kiss the right person.(the amount of ships that match with this one is incredible)

-THROW A VASE AT HIM. (And the obviously discuss the temperature of hell with him)

college x rivals

I’m just gonna put this here.

Y'all keep making adult Stan’s social media like he would have nice quotes and artistic photos but surprise his bio would be “husband. Father. Account. In that order.” And he would have posted one (1) photo of coffee from a morning in 2012 and that’s IT

Tyrus Week, Day 4 - Double Date

The Kippen siblings have a type (which are dinosaurs).

Going with the theory that Amber and TJ are siblings. I didn’t know who to draw Amber with, so I went with Iris, because why the hell not!

#LoturaWeek2018 Day 1 June 24: Meeting and Parting

losers club halloween headcannons

all of the losers except stan are super excited for halloween

they go all out and like decorate everywhere and carve pumpkins and all that stuff

and on halloween they all have great, meticulously planned costumes (except stan)

they’ve planned for weeks to go trick or treating that night and then have a sleepover at richie’s house and watch horror movies all night

so when they all get to school the losers all see stan and are frankly a little disappointed because he looks completely normal

richie and bill in particular keep bothering stan about why he’s not wearing a costume or anything

and then at lunch stan just pulls up his pant leg and shows them the pumpkin socks he’s wearing and is like “boo, motherfuckers, now shut up and let me eat my lunch”

richie is delighted and ruffles stan’s hair ofc

and they all go trick or treating after school

richie gives eddie all of his candy and then steals candy from everyone else because he still wanted some

and then they all watch scary movies and cuddle up together on the couch

eddie falls asleep on richie’s shoulder after the first two or three movies

bev laughs at bill when he jumps at all the scares and ben watches her in admiration

stan and mike’s fingers lace together not long after the first movie starts & every time stan jumps mike squeezes his hand in reassurance

eventually they all fall asleep together & it’s all perfect and wonderful and there’s candy everywhere

Billy helping fight the demon-thing in Civil War 2

rb if you would die for luke mullen