I Spelled Marauders Wrong The First Time On Instagram 💀💀

i could survive my own autopsy

JKR is very transphobic but to be clear she is also very racist and antisemitic and ableist also

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

If you ask Dorlene who’s ‘the man’ in the relationship they will tell you Hozier

They’re in love btw

Ate the toast tower. The only thing I have to add is

mmmm, toast.

Was I physically ill for eating more than one meal today? Yes, yes I was. Will I take that as a sign to not stuff my face again?

No. I absolutely will not. My shrunk stomach can feel froggy and leap, because I’m going to make a toast tower, and I will devour it.

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.