I Could Survive My Own Autopsy

Upon hearing the news about JK Rowling "trying to protect real women, especially the lesbians" from the oh so infringing trans rights in the UK thus feeling the need to fund a Scottish terf group to argue to the supreme court, my father responded, completely perplexed, complaining, "She isn't even Scottish, what the fuck. Scotland should be independent."

made them all

Thank you for understanding my vision. I’m trying to have more as we speak.

If the Marauder’s were born anytime in the 2000’s I’m only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.

To him it’s a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.

Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.

After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hit’s December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.

Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.

I just saw someone on instagram refer to jegulus as 'the sun guy and his drowned bf' and that as what I shall call them from this day forth.

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I pickled the blorbos. They get separate jars bc I'm evil like that

Y’know what screw traditional dating, someone should just drag me in by the shoulders so we can lock lips

We need more Sirius in leather/velvet clothes that's a fact.

PoA feels have consumed me. This was inspired by Within Temptation - The Swan Song