⋆ I didn't know that I was capable of being happy right now, but you showed me how ⋆ l Looser remus enthusiast🍄l
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Jegulus:
Regulus: I’m a bad person
James: No, you’re not
Bartylus:
Regulus: I’m a bad person
Barty: Me too :p
THIS IS NO HATE AT EITHER OF THEM IM OBSESSED WITH THEM BOTH
barty is way more peter parker coded to regulus’ mj than james is
i need more fics of barty with body dismorphia and ed and how he uses humor and acting reckless to cope with it. i need reasuring and supporting evan helping him through it. i need angsty and depressed rosekiller instead of batshit crazy rose killer!!
GIVE ME DEPRESSED AND SUFFERING BARTY!!! GIVE ME SUPPORTING EVAN!!!
James: Have you not eaten today ?
Regulus: no, i run on hatred and nicotine
i prefer jegulus and the one and only reason is because i don’t like reading about straight people. SUE ME. i love lily so much i would never submit her to the horrors of heterosexuality, she deserves a beautiful lesbian lover.
that being said jily shippers live your truth i’m not a cop
this healed something in me...
James and Regulus watching the Barbie movie in the cinema, then ‘What was I made for?’ starts playing. As soon as the lyric “I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for” sounds through the movie theatre, James leans over and whispers in Regulus’ ear,
“It’s exactly what I’m made for.”
thinking about remus as patroclus and sirius as achilles
make it sunkiller ; )
The multishipper life is hard, wdym I can’t decide whether to make my tangled au bartylus or jegulus 😭😭😭
of his bones is a fucking master piece. Messermoons has done it again!!
buff sirius
Calm down guys, she posted a better refined version (well tried to that is..)
They’re giving very fem vibes and me likely🤭😋
Anyone who thinks Lily Evans is a bad person genuinely hates women, I fear. She is the most normal character from the Marauders era that we have canon information on. Stop villainising women because you want your babygirl male character to seem better.
i hate non desi james but they always make desi james cringe in fics like- tell me why latin james is throwing parties and doing bachata while desi james is called bloody JAGDISH?! and makes aloo ke parathe??
regulus black and remus lupin kiss....ON THE MOUTH!
I was trying to write a bartyus fic but then started feeling guilty cuz evan had no one....
Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)
I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way
teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
barty still being in love with regulus while regulus is trying to move on is just so good.
"you can't possibly think that Potter can fuck you as well as I can." regulus tries to tell him that's not the point, that they're awful for each other but it doesn't matter he let's barty lie him back on his bed anyway. he lets barty fuck him for so long he's late to his date but James doesn't have to know.
A girl with red converse and a Bowie shirt just complimented my necklace. The necklace was a guitar and a star.
I know what you are.
moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them
“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).
Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.
im convinced that regulus and pandora actually started a cult with the skittles. they had rules, names,positions and everything! rosekiller just found it fun and dorcas was so bloody obsessed. they were also very serious about it like they had matching tatoos and everything
they probably decided who to sacrifice and shit.(it was prolly slughorn or dumbd**r)
barty crouch's top song is monster high fright song.
go argue with a wall
......is that why the marauders were kinda crooked?? maybe they sniffed some while-.......??
i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
barty crouch jr and regulus black kiss on the mouth
regulus would probably chuckle and kiss him ehehe
Regulus: you’re insane
Barty: Yup. Clinically actually… *excited gasp* do you want to see the certificate?!
Yes, fancasts are cool, but how much better are hazy figures that haunt your imagination while you read.
Rather than faces, you imagine the clothes, the jewelery, the accessories, sound of their laugh, which color or season embody them, and somehow that's enough
Fanart and pinterest mood boards are the crux of reading for me.
rip lily evans you would've loved reading ao3 at 3 am
"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."
Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.