Jegulus:

of his bones is a fucking master piece. Messermoons has done it again!!

buff sirius

barty is way more peter parker coded to regulus’ mj than james is

as a shipper i love kateaaron. however, if i were katelyn's friend aaron would have to stay at least 50 metres from her.

Regulus was horrible at remembering important dates like birthdays and anniversaries but he tried to make an effort for his friends and used to note the dates down.

When he wished Barty a happy birthday, Barty was very happy initially that Regulus remembered. Regulus told him about having it in his calendar (thinking that Barty would feel special) but Barty got super upset at that. They eventually fought and Barty admitted that his own father didn’t know his birthday and had to refer to his calendar so it becomes meaningless. After that, Regulus memorized the date (which was hard for him) and it remained the only date he knew.

Regulus also drowned himself that day.

this is the most real thing ever (og post from @makmbethke on twitter!! <3)

Dorcas: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes

Remus: Make his dick hard, not his life

James: Break her bed, not her heart

Marlene: Play with her boobs, not her feelings

Sirius: Get on his dick, not his nerves.

Peter: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

━─━────༺༻────━─━ how I perceive Bartylus, a thread-

⋆༺𓆩B.C.Jr𓆪༻⋆ -slytherin -6'0 -italian -pomosexual -a triple capricorn -plays the bass

˖⁺‧₊R.A.B₊‧⁺˖ -french -5'7 -slytherin -gay -plays the piano -occasionally sings

HEADCANONS- -barty gets regulus peonies and baby's breath every 2-3 weeks -they have composed almost 50+ songs together but they never put them out as they are "personal" -regulus is the only one who has seen barty cry -regulus once punched barty's dad -barty was the only friend that his parents never completely approved of -when regulus first hugged bartys mom he cried -they go to therapy together every week and then get bagels as rewards -they started living together after 7th year -they both are horrible cooks and mostly eat at dora's although barty can cook italian food(few very particular dishes)

-barty does the dishes and regulus does the laundry -their house is warm and cozy, unlike their childhood home -they have a jamming room and spend most of their time there -they live in paris because it was regulus's dream

"they wanted each other in a way of flesh wanting to knit itself over a wound"

the end--------------

JAMES FUCKING POTTER??

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