I Like Them Raw Or Roasted But Bacon Sounds Hella Good Tho (idk I'm Biased Bc I Love Raw Bacon) (yes

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this:

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Truer words have never been spoken ❗❗❗❗❗

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Ahem *taps mic* hey uhh.... is this thing on? *mic screech*

2022 long-haired Schlatt was peak.

*standing ovation*

Honestly, FIREEEEEE ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

NSFW below the cut (i am not one to jumpscare <3)

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self shipping is so fun hahahahah.,,... im never seeing the gates *gulp* ( @the-slimebox and @snazum as promised )

beyond cooked yall

i need to lay down with him and feel him pet my hair. listen to his breathing and his heartbeat. place my hand on his tummy and trace my name over his skin. listen to him giggle saying that it tickles. i want to plant kisses on his chest and cheek. i want my boy.

And just like that I'm suddenly straight as a shelf 😫😫😫😫😫❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

m r e o w ?

call me a waitress the way i need his tip

I'm allergic to every fruit I've ever eaten (a lot of them) and I have a scar under my bottom lip

@teslasucks37 @frogmoisturethief @reddsl1mer if you guys want!! Also thank you Jaime 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Absolutely real

I hate my brother and I hate his friends

Realest shit ever ISTG 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

You should be a prophet or sum ❗❗❗❗

I need to be fucked or I need to read smut for 9 hours

I feel much hornier when bleeding than when ovulating but it's scary because my period was supposed to start on Tuesday, it's fucking Sunday and everything makes me shout and cry 😔😔 I just need to get dicked down MLM gay sexy style 😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫

da vajiba

vagiba

vabiga

pussy