Idk If It's Still Your Birthday In Your Time Zone But HAPPY BIRTHDAY❗❗❗❗ All The Best Wishes

I like them raw or roasted but bacon sounds hella good tho (idk I'm biased bc I love raw bacon) (yes I am insane) 😊😊

so i’m writing something and i was gonna ask if anyone knew if schlatt has mentioned if he has a favorite flavor of sunflower seeds, but before that i went and rewatched his baseball vlog and mf bought bacon. bacon flavored seeds.

ILY MORE TESS 😈😈😈❤️❤️❤️❤️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵❗❗❗❗

Ive finally come around to writing the rest of my first Charlie slimecicle fic and it MIGHT be out by the end of the week but don't get your hopes up because I'm awful with consistency ❤️❤️❤️❤️

my favorite genre of charlie picture is where he just looks so fucked up ,

hey mel! 💞

if i could tell you how fucking it jarring it was to see not only one of my favorite songs on a jschlatt fic, but also that it was x male reader— but not just any male reader, a trans male reader, and childhood/pre-transition friend schlatt, you wouldn't believe me.

as a fellow trans male! (us brothers must unite) ✊ to see representation is like... wowza. but to see representation for MLM TRANS READER??? non-existent. blip. zilch. nada.

only you and chappell roan are two people i've seen describe the absolute yearning and horror (and i really think the military should recognize being a trans guy liking a cis guy as a type of fighting the war because there's a) do they see me as a man b) do they like men c) would they like a man like me if they do or d) would they like me better if i was still a girl— it's a whirlwind, i don't know your sexuality, but based on that beautiful fic you wrote you've probably felt it. unless you pulled that out your ass. then good for you! i'm scared.)

it was just wow! and i keep saying that but it was actually just like... GOBSMACKING. ugh!!! it described literally like everything i've ever felt. because it would be weird if one of the bros tried to cockblock another bro but it's like no guys i'm actually in love with him haha #homiesexual

i'm getting off topic, but i just wanted to say, i loved your fic. i could possibly write an analytical essay on it. i won't (i do enough of those), but keep the praise in mind! i LOVED it. i can't wait to see what you have next. please don't be afraid of posting, your stuff is amazing 💗

if mel has one fan i'm one, if mel has 100 fans i'm one, if mel has no fans then i am dead ✊

It's 3 am for me and I am literally crying??? I also, sadly, have experienced points a and d (I have d every fucking day) so yeah, unfortunately I know what it's like but WE GOTTA UNITE ❗❗

Also I'm omnisexual (heavily leaning towards men, I know, I know, it's bad guys it's bad but it's only for men on my screen)

I just wanted to say that I haven't been writing for quite a long time and diwk is the first thing I've writen in a while, so the positive response I've gotten on it is literally mind-blowing. I appreciate all of you for even reading it, but leaving your thoughts?? Come here and lemme give you a smooch.

I am very very very glad that you've enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it, I have another idea I have to get around for (spoiler: sillymas related 🤯) but it WILL be out this week!!

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Both first and third option ❗❗❗

teehee

petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

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reblog to sign the petition

this image set sends me he was really updating us on his every move

If I was any good at writing smut I'd be taking these and running for the hills with them 😈😈😈😈

As if I don’t enough reqs already but here’s some nsfw Charlie fic ideas 🤭

Sharing a hotel with him during a con or before a recording and accidentally leaving the bathroom door open a little while you shower so he accidentally gets a peak at you or accidentally walks in on you during a shower and he’s soooo sorry he really didn’t mean to and… You’re walking closer to him? Unbuckling his belt for him? Saying that he might as well just join you???

Charlie’s the best man at a wedding, despite also being best friends with the bride, and they realize at the wrong time that oops! they’ve had feelings for each other for years and now he’s eating her out in the bridal suite with her asshole fiancé on the other side of the locked door telling her how dumb she is for picking a dress that doesn’t cover her arms or something, which immediately after Charlie rams the door into his face and knocks him tf out, then they run off together and start over together.

Just the struggle of trying to willingly get pregnant with Charlie. Him having to pound you raw practically every night, so often that it feels like a chore, until he decides to bring a little magic back into your sex life. Tying you up and talking about breeding you, putting a baby in you and giving you everything you’ve ever wanted in the world. Spoiling you endlessly, both you and the baby, saying how lucky he is to have you, how he can’t wait to pump you full and make it stick, make you so pregnant you can feel it the next morning. And damn does that hit the spot.

I SEE THE VISION VERY WELL EM I SEE OT ALMOST TOO WELL 😫😫

would anyone fw a ted au? he's your neighbour he's a (divorced?) dilf, and he has the hots for u so fuckin' bad. watches you gardening from his kitchen window, he's a lil pervy so he starts palming himself watching you before fully just jerking off at the sight of you. desperate to befriend you and have you round to fuck.. like are you guys also seeing the vision or..

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