I Agree, There Should Be More Frogtopuses Out Here❗❗❗

I love doing bo burnham specials marathon every year to remind myself of how genius this man is 🙏🙏🙏

(also they're like twice a year I cannot lie I love this man)

"'ohh, its raining outside! i better go out and wriggle on the pavement back and forth over and over and over again, until im mush!' yknow what that is? thats a WORM THOUGHT. because apparently all i can have are WORM THOUGHTS and my brain is a WORM"

Biblically accurate schlitoris

Chat is this funny?

CARGO SHORTS MENTIONED CARGO TROUSERS MENTIONED OMFG I POVE CARGO TROUSERS I HAVE CARGO TROUSERS AND THEHRE THE ONLY TROUSERS I WEAR BUT ITS GETTING HOTTER SO ON TUESDAY IM GOING TO THE THRIFT STORE TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY CARGO SHORTS GODS I LOVE POCKETS NEVER GAKE PICKETS AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL KMS I LOVE POCKETS OMGOMGOMG

sorry got carried away 😔🥲😓🥵

where the hell is a tboy supposed to get his cargo shorts in these trying times

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At first I thought we were talking about docking boats and shit and now I think I should apologise to my mother

docking is so freaky

like not my freaky

just freaky

HOW do you take that seriously.

You don't gotta ask boo 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

peach ice cream when :(

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Ive had an allergic reaction to everything except cantaloupe, I don't remember eating cantaloupe.

I also don't like pineapple, but my favs are blueberries, raspberries, watermelons and pomegranates 😛😛😛

What's your fav fruit if you like them??? 🙏🙏🙏

(as a bonus funfact you can list some and I'll tell you if I'm allergic or nah 😛)

I like strawberry, watermelon, mango, kiwi, grapes, cantaloupe, sometimes oranges, bananas and apples with peanut butter is a go to snack I dont like pineapple, blueberries or raspberries