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I was called??? 😨😨

whore

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

new ask game just dropped;

reblog if u want people to guess what kinks u have based solely on ur blog

Make sure its lactose free and from a carton it's very nice and tastes better than regular milk 😈😈😈😈😈

Also I'd only accept if it was your milk 🙏😈

EVIL fanfic idea- lactose intolerant! Ted

If it brings you any comfort, back when I was still figuring things out and I was very open with me being genderfluid, my ex only referred to me as his girlfriend, which wasn't an issue for me (for the most part), but whenever I told him that our relationship was indeed queer he always brushed it off and kept insisting that he was straight. I know how bad it must feel, hell, it was dehumanizing for me as fuck, but I got through it and eventually we broke up from other reasons. Healing takes time, it took me a long while and we've been together for less than a year. If you'd ever like to talk then my dms are open all the time <3 sending lots of love ❤️❤️

vent

i had an ex who for the entirety of our relationship would rarely ever refer to me as any pet name including “boy.” “pretty boy,” “good boy,” “sweet boy,” even “my boyfriend,” said maybe 3-4 times over a 10 month period.

he said it was because i liked being called that so much, he didn’t want them to lose their magic, so he used them only for special occasions.

i found out about 6-7 months in that he had been degendering me the entire time. meaning that he had been viewing me as genderless for his own comfort, because despite what he told me, he still viewed himself as straight.

looking back it’s incredibly obvious. he only ever used they/them pronouns for me, and called me his partner.

i’m just ashamed i stayed with him after i found out.

I've seen countless posts on tiktok, Instagram and all that about partners peeling pomegranates for their s/o and saying that "you're worth the mess". Today while peeling a pomegranate I've realised that I've been doing this for years for myself. I'm worth the mess, I'm worth the dirty hands and the hurt wrists, because inside are the seeds that I love so much. I'm worth the mess, because it's for me, I do it for myself, even if I'd do it for so many other people. I make others happy, because I make myself happy. Just throwing that out there for anyone who needs to hear this. You're worth the mess, create the mess yourself, enjoy it and just let yourself be you.

Love you all parasocially

(also yes that is my vape on the second picture oh no I'm a smoker no way who would've guessed)

Polish dubbing is only good for cartoons and Disney esque movies 😔😔 but I will see it in original. I will.

seeing the mc movie LOL

I get so nervous about my fanfic writing but I EXCELL at writing essays like it's CRAZY out here

Also what's linear regression? /gen 😭💀

i get so nervous about my fictional writing but i am SO confident in my analytical writing. bitch look at my linear regression. now i’m gonna say smart words about it !!!!

"'ohh, its raining outside! i better go out and wriggle on the pavement back and forth over and over and over again, until im mush!' yknow what that is? thats a WORM THOUGHT. because apparently all i can have are WORM THOUGHTS and my brain is a WORM"

I miss mpreg Charlie slimecicle jokes... I miss them...

45 days since Charlie Slimecicle made an mpreg joke