A P P L E

boyfriend when⁉️ boyfriend❗️❓ when boyfriend when⁉️‼️❓❔❓❔❓❔❓ pleas

When the hero is really badly hurt and the villain rushes to help them because their plan went wrong and never involved then getting hurt (idk if it's something that happens in the trope I just made it up but I would KILL for something like this) (bonus points if they're gay) (🤭🤭)

what are y'all's favorite parts of the "we're villians, not monsters" trope?

absolutely valid

im kicking my roommate out, hes drinking flavoured water with a spoon like its cereal what the fuck

Biblically accurate schlitoris

Chat is this funny?

My Tumblr app literally crashes when I try to click the link OMFG 😭😭😭😭😭

Okay y’all

I have made a community call “chuckle simpwiches ” for all our crazy crazy statements if you want an invite please comment it dm me!

@eclipsee-404 @goos-you @teslasucks37 @shhhhh-secrets @reddsl1mer @sl1merr @sIcmml @melxdigz @lapseOfreason

Guys I just counted how many minutes are there worth of riptide and then converted it into hours and HOKY SHIT 200H OF PURE CHAOS AND THERE'S STILL MORE???? I am NOT finishing this until summer istg 😭😭

warnings: 18+, fem reader, filming, finger sucking.

hmnngggg… being schlatt’s gf who uses n/sfw twt and at first it’s your dirty little secret because you absolutely can’t let him know. but he slowly figures it out and soon enough he’s reading all your filthy, fucked up posts about him and what you need him to do to you while you’re squirming and panting under him helplessly, humping his thigh that’s between your own. and AAAND when you’re extra good he agrees to film a few things for you to post… short vids of you sucking and drooling on his fingers, clips of him rubbing you through your panties and making you whimper. he’s starting to like it more than you do.

NEIL CICIERIEGA REFERENCE ❗❗❗❗❗ LEMON DEMON REFERENCE ❗❗❗❗❗

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(years of scouting paid of for this very moment)

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OMG JAY MAIN GROUP JN PJSK AND FAV VHARACTER!!!!!! Mine is n25 and mizuki 😍😍😍😍 n25 never misses with their bangers istg they're cooking all the time frfr

@ SLCMML INTRODUCTION

hello! as you all may know, i am jay, but you may also call me julian, jayjay, or any other nickname you come up with (although julep is reserved for pup)! i strictly use masculine and neutral terms, so please respect that! i am an indigenous person, and i speak multiple languages such as: english, navajo, spanish, & french. i mainly speak english as you can tell, but you may speak to me in any of the languages listed above!

i’m a uni student, so sometimes i disappear. i also frequently get writer’s block, so sometimes i disappear. i also frequently get too anxious to post, so sometimes i disappear. POINT IS. i disappear sometimes. from the face of the earth.

i would like to also request that you please be patient with me as i have adhd, autism, and severe anxiety. i would also heavily appreciate it if you let me know if i ever upset you! it helps a lot when communicating with others.

my current interests are:

yttd

pjsk

bg3

w2e

fnaf

& youtube lol.

the people i write for:

slimecicle

ted nivison

jschlatt

grizzly

bizly

this list will not change. i may add people if i would like to, but at the moment, i am not accepting reqs for anyone else. as said in the pinned post, i am able to deny any request.

my readers are usually very masc coded… but if you specify a fem reader, i’ll write that, teehee.

tags:

slcmml posts — fics!

slcmml rot — thoughts from me (i’m insane)

slcmml inbox — any and all asks!

slcmml reblogs — me reblogging…

slcmml about — my about page & stuff about me…

uhm i don’t think there’s anything else.

um, i can’t think of anything else, so if you have any questions for me, feel free to ask!