YEAH YOU ARE 🙄🙄 WE'RE ALL PERFECTLY SANE AND NOT OBSESSIVELY SIMPING OVER PIXELATED YOUTUBER MEN

That is a huge surprise to be very honest 🤯🤯🤯🤯

(love you no matter what!! /plat)

surprisingly no! I’m cishet

Me you Charlie Poland tomorrow 2pm SHARP (my address is already in your post box 😈😈😈😈 along with the plane tickets)

Bro, you're a boy lover... I'm a boy... I love boys as well... You're a boy as well... If we kiss (HYPOTHETICALLY) (JOKINGLY) (AS A JOKE) (IRONICALLY)

Would it be muhluhmuh??????

multi level marketing schemes happening in my ask box guys

muhluhmuh is the sound i make when i’m smooching you btw

I have a type writer after my late grandfather and I love it sooooo much but I need to get new ink tapes 😭😭😭

I love typing on keyboard

this is so much more satisfying than phone screen

physical keys. gragarargaarrraagrgragraa

Hope you get better as soon as possible ❗❗💙💙

sorry for my inactivity I’ve been sick asf lately </3333

When the hero is really badly hurt and the villain rushes to help them because their plan went wrong and never involved then getting hurt (idk if it's something that happens in the trope I just made it up but I would KILL for something like this) (bonus points if they're gay) (🤭🤭)

what are y'all's favorite parts of the "we're villians, not monsters" trope?

Yeah I'm a master at pyramid schemes 😎

Especially Eiffel tower schemes (ifykwim)

*smooches you more and squishes your face gently* 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Bro, you're a boy lover... I'm a boy... I love boys as well... You're a boy as well... If we kiss (HYPOTHETICALLY) (JOKINGLY) (AS A JOKE) (IRONICALLY)

Would it be muhluhmuh??????

multi level marketing schemes happening in my ask box guys

muhluhmuh is the sound i make when i’m smooching you btw

Sir yes sir, I very much apologize sir 🙏

just exfoliated and moisturized my legs, anyone wanna put their face between

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If the slutcicles are all assigned a piss kink then what do the nivisimps and jslutts get?

I've seen countless posts on tiktok, Instagram and all that about partners peeling pomegranates for their s/o and saying that "you're worth the mess". Today while peeling a pomegranate I've realised that I've been doing this for years for myself. I'm worth the mess, I'm worth the dirty hands and the hurt wrists, because inside are the seeds that I love so much. I'm worth the mess, because it's for me, I do it for myself, even if I'd do it for so many other people. I make others happy, because I make myself happy. Just throwing that out there for anyone who needs to hear this. You're worth the mess, create the mess yourself, enjoy it and just let yourself be you.

Love you all parasocially

(also yes that is my vape on the second picture oh no I'm a smoker no way who would've guessed)

We're four pages, 2448 words in and reader just started sucking cock. Guys I think I'm quite fucked because I'm not even halfway done yet, I think. This bitch is going to be the longest thing I've ever written and it's slimefucker smut 😭😭😭😭