They Need To Invent A Skin That Doesn't Itch All The Fucking Time

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

lemon and lime are gay married

girl: did you peed? boy: *smiles shyly* girls:... did you danced? boy: bite lip seductively

this post is for everybody who sometimes feel a little lonely and different from the world. you. matter.

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

biblically accurate jellyfish

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"