Biblically Accurate Jellyfish

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

The correlation between high weight & adverse health effects disappears when you control for having experienced weight-based discrimination. most scientists just opt not to control for it 🙃

Hey did y'all ever think about that if doctors blame all fat people's medical issues on them being too fat without proper investigation and then feel justified in neglecting their medical concerns, then statistically more fat people WILL develop and potentially die from serious health issues and it might not actually be because of the fat when everything comes down to it

Cmon man

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer