There Should Be A Story About An Upper Class Man With A Valet, And He's Courting An Upperclass Lady Who

There should be a story about an upper class man with a valet, and he's courting an upperclass lady who has a mansion estate with a bunch of maids.

The maids hate the man so much that they're constantly trying to kill him. Poisoned tea, cut brake lines, hired assassins (ronin maids with sniper rifles). They think he's no good for their mistress, and they're probably right.

But they never succeed at any of these attempts, because his valet is sworn to protect him. In fact, he never even finds out they dislike him. It helps that he's a bit of an idiot.

He's finishing up some after dinner refreshments, and his valet is missing. The Lady tells her maids to find him, and he shows up a few minutes later, looking immaculate as usual.

"Apologies sir, there was a bit of trouble with the car (we see a maid cutting the brake line). I asked Lady Alastair's handyman to take a look at it, but it was a bit over his head (a thick pipe narrowly misses the valet's head, and he uppercuts the mechanic). I took it to a nearby garage, but there was a bit of traffic on the way (a second car tries to ram him off the road, and he pulls ahead. In the rear mirror, he sees a maid lean out the side window, and cock an M1 Garand). No need to worry sir, It's all sorted now (we see him standing by a pit, covered in blood and grease and gasoline, looking down at the twisted still-burning remains of the other car). Are you ready to depart, sir?"

(He also doesn't think his employer should be with Lady Alastair, but unlike the maids, he doesn't want to make a fuss about it.)

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OTHER pleaaassseeeeee write this this sounds so GOOD

some redraws

some dangan redraws, i'm studying some new style recently so i thought about doing them

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danganronpa

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mceraki

1 month ago

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Hehe OTHER

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6 months ago

“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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OTHER :00

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mceraki

5 months ago

maybe yin as like an ice cream scoop. Like a perfectly circular vanilla ice cream, maybeee some chunks of like chocolate chips or chocolate sprinkles on top idk <3

Day 126

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inanimate insanity THIS IS SO CUTE!!! <3

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mceraki

5 months ago

Today's ii wheel ship of the day is...

Knife x Fan!

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inanimate insanity AHHHH I love knifan sm <3

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mceraki

5 months ago

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OTHER

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mceraki

4 months ago

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

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AWWWWW OTHER cat tax!! :3

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mceraki

3 months ago

yin and yang as rin and len?

Day 161

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inanimate insanity Looks so good omg!

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3 months ago

An SFW comic featuring two androids. One of them has green hair and the other has pink hair, so those will be their names for this description. Green says, "I cannot send the file via e-mail. It exceeds 25MB." Pink replies with, "Then: Let us transfer it through cable" and holds up her cable. Green blushes and begins to overheat, "Port-to-port c-connection? Ah... Okay. Please disregard my error screen; I am operational." "Kay!" Pink chirps and plugs her cable into Green's port. But then it's Pink's turn to blush as she receives the file and asks, "Is the file “An_ incomplete_list_ofreasons why_I_likeyou+_whywe should_date.txt?” what you wanted to send?" To which Green nods and Pink goes "ah <3".

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

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OTHER robot yuri such a good flavor

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mceraki

1 month ago

me clicking on a video from the silliest man in the world: teehee what wacky hijinks await me

world renown block clown mumbo Fucking jumbo: you ever think about how old technology seems to live forever in the suspended state of whatever the newest advancements were at the time. how most technology immediately and fundamentally tells you when it was important and when it was left in the dust. it’s suspended in its era forever, and in that it is perfect.

stagnation is a form of death but nostalgia is cruel immortality. still i find myself locked in pursuit of it until i finally stumble across the undeath of the mechanical. as my hard earned improvement truly begins to pay dividends, surrounded by my opus of change, i will freeze myself in eternal utopia. the only way to never die is to preemptively kill whoever you might become. i will not have a grave, i will not be ashes and dust. i will be a perfect, extant machine.

me: Ok. i dont think this will plague me at all actually. like video.

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hermitcraft mumbo

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