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I mean, most mad "scientists" are really mad engineers.

The rest are generally biologists or chemists who've already, presumably, TESTED what they're about to release on the market.

A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

infrastructure, education and "stability" are provided by the taxes you assholes keep doin' everything you can to get away from, dorkus

The richest people in our nation are the ones who provide the rest of us jobs, services, technology, education, infrastructure, convenience, stability and insurance.

Let’s stop demonizing them.

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building

HEY YOUNG PEOPLE: Stop living your life in a way I don't approve of. Stop not getting married and not having good jobs and living with your parents and not owning cars. None of these cost money you don't have you lazy fucking

nik y’know I love ya and I hate to go for the low blow but don’t you live in the country that brought us

ok uh quick question america……..what the fuck

"who's got the laser pointer now, bitches"

ok I am breaking my promise but just because

what the fuck

moonfire is the spell that looks like an orbital laser cannon

this allows you to play as a laser cat

this isn't quite the blog theme but I haven't posted something in months so

(submissions are accepted if anyone comes up with something btw)

i did one of those tumblr slideshow things to explain why I hate swords