I Have Often Compared Gaming Laptops To Nuclear Reactors And That Comparison Has Never Been More Justified

a goofy movie: a touching commentary on the strained relationship between a young boy and a father who, having lost his beloved wife more than 10 years ago, struggles to accept that his son is growing up. the more he desperately tries to keep max close, the more max pulls away as he yearns for independence - yet he secretly takes comfort in knowing that his loving father will always be there the moment he wants to go home.

an extremely goofy movie: max does some sick kickflips and finds out he’s gay

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second, thus relaxing you.

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

real talk I feel like the mcelroy brothers are gonna be immensely influential on the next generation of comedians & comedy writers

I hope, if so, that those folks learn from their willingness to accept feedback & critically evaluate their own material.

mcelroy content is so good tbh

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

cucumb-ler liked your post:this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it’s fairly late when I’m posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune

wh - how did you find this post goatboss. are you that powerful

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building

It's either that or maybe the swords post making the rounds again

i'm not taking any fucking chances