Reminder That I Don’t Use This Blog (intentionally) Anymore And That U Should Follow @maxiesatanofficial

BTW unfollow me you worthless piece of shit

guess who got his first inexplicable neofascist follower, friends

there's your answer, TREACHEROUS ANON

Whats ur fursona

Probably a panda, because I too am lazy, rotund and more interested in food than sex, not to mention the dark circles under my eyes

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

DID YOU MAKE THE POST ABOUT HOW SHITTY SWORDS ARE?

Technically I posted it on my sideblog glory-to-cobrastan originally but yeah

Am I tumblr famous yet

ik you don’t use this blog and all but still wanted to let you know that i think about the ONI lifestyle every day it’s my code of honor or whatnot

hang on I'll reblog this to my actual blog so I can respond to it proper-like

Bigotry

Is

Ingrained

In Society

Often less about hate

And more about ignorance

And to

Refuse

To turn

A critical eye

On things

Even things you like

Even things that you think have merit despite their flaws

Is to do

A disservice

To both the art you love

And the causes you claim to care about

NOT

EVERYTHING

IS

ABOUT

SEXISM

OR

RACISM

OR

LGBTQ-PHOBIA

AND

SOMETIMES

THINGS

ARE

JUST

THINGS

AND

YOU

DON’T

NEED

TO

TURN

EVERYTHING

INTO

ARGUMENTS

FOR

EQUAL

RIGHTS

it is my birthday today, here is a timeline of how i got to where i am today

1st row: mysterious, forgotten years of small (primal form)

2nd row: following DISASTEROUS TEEN BOY HELL (not pictured), i start figuring out maybe i could be a girl

3rd row: power increasing, really girlin’ it up now

4th row: current form, very powerful and unstoppable

realtalk make a pact w/ me if i ever am like “yo im caught in a time loop” please believe me i promise i wont ever use it as a prank either like ive been watching a lot of tv shows and movies w/ fucking time loop plotpoints where one character knows it and if i ever become that person i want to not have to constantly prove it to them. just take it on honest that a magic or something happened.