Your Blog's Title Is Now Your Villain Origin Story, Wyd?

estimated percentage of earth covered by water: ~%79.31

commonly accepted percentage: ~%71 (we HAVE to have more decimals on this thang. fellas.)

percent error: ~%11.7

standard deviation: ~%1.55

this data set IS an outlier! (range of normalcy: 67.9, 74.1)

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

10??? Cool ig? I mean, I like swimming so either that helped me get there or will help me to swim.

I got 4 and almost died

As the new year creeps ever closer, I'm gonna say the decently popular opinion that new year's resolutions suck, but if I have to have one (which I don't, but... Whatever), I'll take a walk at least once a month.

Feelin fancy this year. Weird to think the year nobody could've seen coming started a bit less than two years ago. Will I do a year-in-review? Nope. Nothing to review. So have a throwback to something nobody here was there to see.

idea. one of those king-prophecied-to-be-killed-by-child myths except the king (or any other such person) doesn't try to kill/abandon the child and just raises them like normal and etc but there's the looming knowledge of the ruler's death and they tell the child about the prophecy and all that jazz.

They're wanting to change the definition of water to see which water would qualify under the Clean Water Act...I wish I was making this up.

What this means, in layman's terms, is that not all water or wetlands would be under environmental protections, so some could legally be dumped in, scraped out of, or otherwise harmed.

The comment period for this is pretty short (just a few days left!) so please submit comments asking for ALL water to be protected.

The problem is, I can't like this now... Also I have a feeling at least half of those likes were people who forgot about the 'like if you disagree' (or whatever) and just liked the post.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

Continuing the chain to the 4 peeps that follow me

Evil me will get you if you don't

[ID: a drawing of me, with off-white skin and brown, wavy hair. My eyes are red, and my eyebrows are pointing down. End ID]

Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

I don't get why people are always so uppity about trans people in athletics. there's literally transport everywhere.

scrolling through tumblr with a tablet. absolute decadence.

Rbing because frick this is so good.

(edited tags bc I forgot how the apple ban worked for a bit)

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about