The Problem Is, I Can't Like This Now... Also I Have A Feeling At Least Half Of Those Likes Were People

Mutual that spam-reblogs cheesed to meet you.

last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

Bee day is coming up, aros, aces, and aplats, get some bees and release them on all the phobic people in your life!

(numerous bees [enbies/enbys/nbs], feel free to join in this tradition-to-be!)

Fun fact for all the aros, aces, and aroaces bracing for Valentine's Day:

Did you know St. Valentine is the patron saint of beekeeping? NOT the birds and the bees. Just good ol' bees. So in a way, Valentine's Day is about how you should (read in Robin William's voice) "bee yourself." 🐝

Even when this holiday stings.

good heavens! a delightful subversion of the original humor! i daresay this artistry is akin to that of Darlesley Follogerton or Often Panthurt! jolly good!

My mutuals are both broke and kinky so I have no choice but to piss on the poor

given my everything my follower base will skew the data, reblog for sample size

Continuing the chain to the 4 peeps that follow me

Evil me will get you if you don't

[ID: a drawing of me, with off-white skin and brown, wavy hair. My eyes are red, and my eyebrows are pointing down. End ID]

Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS REBLOGGING THIS FROM ME SOMEHOW BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT I WILL ENSURE THAT YOU EXPERIENCE A DEATH AS WOTHY OF NOTE AS THE SHOCKS YOU GIVE TO ME

reblog to shock the person you reblogged from with static electricity

same people crying about ups drivers winning $42/hour are the same people who dismiss unions and say they just take your money and don't do anything for you. Bet you'd like $42/hour!!!!!!!

Nvm I think it was bungalow

I cannot for the life of me remember the word that the one kid used instead of house and got in trouble for it. Please help

https://youtube.com/c/BDylanHollis they have a YouTube channel! You can find their insta and TikTok there, too, if that's what you prefer.

That skinny blond dude who looks like pre-serum Captain America and makes those questionable vintage recipies with completely needless amounts of high-energy theatrics is the blue cheese of people. Either you'll never get bored of it or you're sick of it at the sight fo him.

I personally enjoy them every time, but the one time I showed one vid to my boyfriend (the valentine's day cream pie one), I could see it in his eyes that these really were 55 seconds out of his life that he's never going to get back.

I wonder how many people have died from space objects...