Good Heavens! A Delightful Subversion Of The Original Humor! I Daresay This Artistry Is Akin To That

I think you being a bit too cross. This anon obviously nailed it, so you may as well be on your Mary way. Christ.

Do you think Jesus likes sugary or savior-ry food

Jesus died for our sins and that included this fucking pun.

Happy dd/mm meat day!

Happy Meat Day everyone!

https://youtube.com/c/BDylanHollis they have a YouTube channel! You can find their insta and TikTok there, too, if that's what you prefer.

That skinny blond dude who looks like pre-serum Captain America and makes those questionable vintage recipies with completely needless amounts of high-energy theatrics is the blue cheese of people. Either you'll never get bored of it or you're sick of it at the sight fo him.

I personally enjoy them every time, but the one time I showed one vid to my boyfriend (the valentine's day cream pie one), I could see it in his eyes that these really were 55 seconds out of his life that he's never going to get back.

Nyah-ppy birthday to me.

idea. one of those king-prophecied-to-be-killed-by-child myths except the king (or any other such person) doesn't try to kill/abandon the child and just raises them like normal and etc but there's the looming knowledge of the ruler's death and they tell the child about the prophecy and all that jazz.

wrote a poem at school today (not for anything, just had spare time), and like... i think it actually kinda (emphasis on kinda) goes hard. also this is probably going to be the best poem I ever write.

Knife

By Max J.

A knife;

Flailing,

Heart racing.

Stab,

The blood flowing,

Tears showing

Signs of pain and grief.

Assign the finder’s keep.

Major creep;

Love their God and hate their kids.

Flip the lid,

Filling them with hating id;

Hating kid.

Fainting fight,

Fading light,

down a flight of stairs of painted fright.

Message and Statement

 This poem is NOT about any abusive experiences I may have had (I have not had any, anyways), but instead it is about the massive amount of queerphobia in the world and how so much of it is from religion. The last few lines are about how it will be very hard to ever really “end” (though “marginalize” would be a better word) queerphobia. (also, it was stream-of-consciousness style so half of this message is bs. but whatever.) (also also, feel free to use this in any projects where you need to use bits of poems or analyse a poem or whatever, i think that’d be rad. (also also also, tell me, it would make my day))

Rbing because frick this is so good.

(edited tags bc I forgot how the apple ban worked for a bit)

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

love filling out my feed with webs of people who follow each other, i wanna see what globs of people i'm connected to

🌈happy pride once again

also. learned that "were" (of "werewolf") meant man/male, and thus there's another word for woman/female, "wif", whick is the origin of the "wo-" in woman (wif man), and "man" was just. person. this has been my ted talk, thank you wifs, weres, and men. (also wifwolves and manwolves are things. i declare it to be so. because why not)