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Screams of war

I can feel the screaming welling up in my diaphragm

I knew it happened!!!

I have never seen anything as amazing as this

You need to unmute

I can't stop laughing at the fact the first thing I thought of when I saw someone ask 'Jason is gay.' was this: Papyrus bursting through the door and just screaming to the top of his non-existent lungs, "GUYS OH MY ASGORE! I HIT A HUMAN WITH MY CAR AND BROKE BOTH HIS LEGS! HE ATE SOME NICECREAM, LEARNED THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS, AND NOW HE'S GAY!"

XD This is beautiful. You are beautiful. Good. Yes.

He hisses like "gfd i didn't think this through"

he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage 

Updated!

(Update! Yay! Now includes the look of Tyler/King’s magic attacks, a better depiction of him, more expressions, and two bonus faces!: Older/Adult look and Had-he-been-voided-look)

Name: Tyler (or King)

Monster Type: Skeleton

Birthday: July 1st

Traits: Videogame NERD, caring, Super Sciency, bit of a teacher’s pet (but also a class clown)

Fav School Subject: Astronomy! (He wants to be the first Monster astronaut, plus, first astronaut with no need for a suit!)

Family: He’s an only child. [don’t have idea for parents]

Clique: He loves being at his goofiest around the friends he’s already made, but he’s a bit shy around potential new friends. If you’re polite and well-mannered around him, he’s got your back; in terms of homework help and bully encounters

Other Stuff: He can turn into a shadow using his magic, and he does so so that he can sneak around all cool-like, or be even an even goofier goober by doing literal shadow-puppet shows (many-a pun included). Rather than bone-pillars for his magic attacks, he tries to fake his opponent out by hurling bones and then warping them around

“Hey there! I’m Tyler. Human food is REALLY weird, but I think I’m starting to get used to it. By the way,… what exactly is a ‘banana’?”

Same deal for this fella.

Monster Kid #2! (Watch out! This one’s a bully) (Note: the two left faces in pic #4 are Walter if he were to be aged up; he gets in a LOT of fights)

Name: Walter Geist

Monster Type: Poltergeist

Birthday: March 2nd (but if you sing any B-day songs he will get MAD)

Family: His dad is a nightmarish phantom (and yes, Walter’s got the whole “stick it to your old man” mindset) and his mom is a half-devil imp. He’s actually a reeeeeaally far branching relative of the Napstablook family tree.

Traits: Loves scheming people out of their money, extremely assertive, is not above fighting dirty in any way, only respects people who “get” him, thinks that leaving the Underground was the worst possible idea monsters ever had, and (even though they saved him) STILL doesn’t trust Frisk

Clique: Bullies (wouldn'tcha guess!); any kid who thinks that weaker monsters are “ripe for the picking” is A-okay in his book. Also anyone who hates humans.

Favorite subject: P.E., Overly competitive in any games.

Other stuff: HATES Tyler/King (other OC) with a burning rage. Tyler tries to stand up for his friends, and before Walter can give him a knuckle sandwich, he phases into the wall as a shadow.

Uses his magic to makes hands and fists… More than two, if he wants.

Horrible academic record. Indifferent towards detention and grounding.

Now, I want you all to hold on a minute. I understand that ever since it rocketed, there've probably been those of you who have gotten sick of anything the Undertale fandom churns out, whether it be AUs or OCs or comics or dubs or art; you just aren't a fan of the overpopularity. BUT, If any of you feel this way, that's fine. I'm just asking for some feedback of character design, so you can look at them from any angle you want; doesn't have to be UT.

Name: Tyler (or King)

Monster Type: Skeleton

Birthday: July 1st

Traits: Videogame NERD, caring, Super Sciency

Fav School Subject: Astronomy! (He wants to be the first Monster astronaut, plus, first astronaut with no need for a suit!)

Family: He’s an only child.

Clique: He loves being at his goofiest around the friends he’s already made, but he’s a bit shy around potential new friends

Other Stuff: He can turn into a shadow using his magic, and he does so so that he can sneak around all cool-like

“Hey there! I’m Tyler. Human food is REALLY weird, but I think I’m starting to get used to it. By the way,… what exactly is a ‘banana’?”

Confound those teufort boys

Corey's got some awesome art! Check 'em out!

Take this stupid thing I did in animation class XD

Reblogs are appreciated

"Well, this is where I am now."

Yesterday episode of The Amazing World of Gumball brought on of the most important Things i’ve seen about love on a cartoon.

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

Man, he really knows how to deal with people throwin' shade.

Some Douchebag’s film. Produced by Asshats. Written by the Real Heroes Here.

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

Please DC, PLEASE make him a movie.

Again Daisy is Best Girl

Clown Mario

Concept art of an alternate Cloud Mario design for Super Mario Galaxy 2.

I would actually play this. I ain't even joking, son.

Coming to the New Neo New 3DS in Septober 202X

All 14 times Joel said “GRAND DAD” when he first played Grand Dad

So, I read that Disney’s doing another animated film adaptation of the The Chronicles of Prydain books (AKA, The Black Cauldron).

And then I remembered that this cover existed:

And now I can’t un-see:

Papyrus is the Horned King, pass it on…

*snrk*

Okay so another headcannon. This time Mr.L would say bad words the most while Mimi says it the least bad words. Like whenever he enters a room, he like says either motherfucker or bitch at the end of his sentence

Axllkirt... I thought it was gonna be cool, but then just. 'kirt'..

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

Cartoon Network: alright guys we can't air new Steven Universe episodes every week cause there aren't any time slots open. We will have to stick to bomb format.

Cartoon Network: *airs 14 hours of Teen Titans Go everyday*

Cartoon Network: *approves like 3 new series to be aired in the future*

Cartoon Network: yep no room for Steven Universe. It's a really tight schedule. Only so many hours in a day ya know?

This would be better than any of the Fire Emblem games.

Which side would YOU choose? The Winners? Or the Cheaters?

http://www.redbubble.com/people/chrisginned/works/21175100-waluigi-fates

You can only reblog this today.

He sells propane and propane accessories.

I am.