As Someone Who Is Bi I Can Tell You That People Who Are Upset That Bayonetta Possibly Ended Up With Luka

can you imagINE A TEACHER PUTTING THIS ON YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK (◎_◎)

HOOOOOOO BOY

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

This is officially the best thing since Bonercast.

so there’s a chrome extension called squanchy and it makes using the internet a million times more entertaining

Okay, this is what I want for Princess Daisy:

I have this goofy fan theory that the reason we don’t see Sarasaland in games any more is because Daisy is a kickass leader and does a good job of keeping invaders out. Plus, Daisy always struck me as the “get-your-hands-dirty” princess, as opposed to Peach’s more dainty actions or Rosalina’s powerful but aloof actions.

So i want a game where Daisy gets word that Waluigi is planning to step out of Wario’s shadows by putting together a full-scale invasion of Sarasaland. Unfortunately for him, this news catches Daisy at a time when she’s incredibly bored, so she decides that she’ll handle it herself.

The game is basically an action-combat game where you take Daisy through her kingdom and into the villain’s fortress to trounce him before he can even invade. I want something with fun and fast-paced combat, a lot of over-the-top action scenes and stupidly-long attack combos, where Princess Daisy takes on giant bosses with her bare hands and trounces them handily because that’s what a kickass action princess does.

You could also have a few temporary weapons reflecting her appearances in the side games, like soccer balls that give her a ranged attack or Mario Party dice that give her a critical hit chance.

And then the last cutscene is just her and Peach having tea, and Peach says how exhausting it is to have Bowser kidnap her again. And then Daisy just looks aside at the camera and goes

“Yeah. Must be tough.”

GONE

Whenever someone asks me why I’m not in a relationship:

love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

I would actually play this. I ain't even joking, son.

Coming to the New Neo New 3DS in Septober 202X