Healer Gripe -
When a Tank or DPS runs around a corner, away from you or out of your line of sight, and you desperately try to keep up with them and not die. Then when they inevitably die, they SPAM THANKS.
Like sir, please use your brain and stop blaming me...
There's a time and there's a place for certain things
Just played a round of legendary death from above underworld and our soldier decides that he wants to get the lore achievement on legendary mode?
Like there's a time and a place my dude, and that's normal mode not legendary.
Props to Tom Beansons for going the extra mile and getting coffee making hands 😚
I was re-watching Origin stories and was only a few in when I came to Kiriko's.
Everything is you know, not making sense because of the age differences between her and the Shimada brothers, and then, it starts to just make even less sense.
She basically says in her story that she didn't pick either her mothers way of protecting people, or her Grandmothers, instead she combined the both into a more renegade style.
Cool, chill, whatever.
Then it shows this at the very end:
Like who are these people??
They all look pretty young, and by the looks it it they're all dressing up as Japanese spirits or Yokai.
Those are five sick character designs and all we've heard about them is this single screen grab and some possible references in the Yokai short story?
In the Yokai short story, three characters are mentioned, Ryōta, Nobuto and Sakura. We're introduced to them as Kiriko is meeting them for a festival.
We also learn that Ryōta and his friends do illegal jobs on the side to slight the Hashimoto gang - which are the group of thugs that run the area, Kanezaka, where Kiriko lives.
Here are the bozos in Kiriko's short:
This fight always gives me chills ngl, it's so well animated and staged, it's a wonder to watch.
Also, just have to point out a little line of consistency (that could also be considered laziness considering you've view on it).
But, this Bozo: (from Kiriko's short)
First appeared in Hanzo and Genji's short:
Which came out seven years ago now.
I guess it depends on your point of view. Would it be considered lazy because they couldn't be bothered to make another lackey. Or, is it consistent to use a character they'd already assigned to the Hashimoto group seven years ago.
Guess it can be a little bit of both.
Anyway, getting a bit off topic.
The Yokai short story basically depicts Kiriko stopping her friends from blowing up a warehouse in-case it caused collateral damage, and instead they just sabotaged the weaponry inside the warehouse.
She brings them around from the destruction by telling them a story she heard the Shimada brother's father tell them when they were younger.
At the end of the story they talk about forming a group of that strikes from the shadows at the Hashimoto, and the word Yokai was specifically mentioned.
Which is what these look like:
I'm not sure about the two women, but I'm fairly sure the green one on the right is supposed to represent a Kappa and the brown animal mask on the left is a Tanuki. I'm assuming the one in the back is supposed to be an Oni, sort of like Genji's skin.
So, could this group contain some of the members mentioned in the short story? Are some of them Ryōta, Nobuto and Sakura?
Just from names alone, I would assign the Oni in the back as Ryōta, the Tanuki as Nobuto and the girl holding the umbrella as Sakura.
It would make sense for them to be there if they were mentioned in the short story, which honestly, I feel like should have taken place during their little groups peak.
And included descriptions.
The writing of the short story was kind of weak as well and I just skimmed over most of it quickly. There were a lot of flowery descriptions and analogies, but other times things were too blunt and straightforward. It wasn't a thrilling read to say the least.
Although, it's difficult to make 6 pages good or thrilling, so I suppose they worked with what they had.
If the short story had taken place when the gang had all come together, and it detailed a more complicated heist against the Hashimoto it would have been a much more interesting read.
Plus Blizzard would have had the opportunity to develop more lore, instead of putting loosely put together ideas out there for the sake of time.
Trust me, I know what people will be willing to cut out and half ass all for the sake of meeting deadlines. I'm an art student.
So, I feel the writers are less to blame here and the Blizzard managements are more in the blame.
They keep mass producing these heroes with the bare bones of lore, and then chuck them into the game. It makes more sense for the newer heroes to have less lore, but some of the older heroes have just as much lore as the newer ones; less in some cases.
Surely the writing team hasn't been too pre-occupied with OW2, since well, there was a shortage of new heroes for years and the missions turned out to be... not what we thought.
I just don't understand how Blizzard can keep putting out these strands of lore and then not follow them up.
It drives me up the wall.
If Blizzard was a blanket they would have too many lose threads to count when it came to Overwatch Lore.
Just! Please give us something more concrete Blizzard!
Write more books, draw more comics, release more lore, release more lore centred events!
The Overwatch universe is a plethora of amazing stories to be told and Blizzard is missing on almost everything!
Literally THE GAME AFTER my last post, I roll into this game, queued as support, and straight out of the door, this guy pops into the chat and says, "U may be noonespecial but ur special to Danthe2nd."
Of course since this is Overwatch so Noonespecial responds with the original "Fk U Dan."
Then the game begins and Noonespeical (Our second support on Zen) immediately gets annihilated by Danthe2nd (Opposite DPS). A second later, "Jk ily." Pops into the chat. We're losing at this point, but I couldn't care less because this is the funniest thing that's happened to me all day.
A few moments later, UnusedTuktuk (Who was speaking on behalf of Danthe2nd) replies and says, "He says he's scared of affection". To which Noonespecial replies with a "<3." Then, "Sorry friend."
Which at this point, I'm disappointed, please entertain us, don't apologise. We finish the first round with them taking the point, and load into the second point. Noonespecial put's a ":'(" in the chat because he's been aired by Danthe2nd, and then JUST AS THE ROUND BEGINS he gets a reply of, "He likes feet kicking him."
Needless to say, there was no more conversation after that, and I'm sure the rest of the players felt just as awkward as I. Who's to actually know if this UnusedTuktuk was actually communicating for Danthe2nd, or if poor, unassuming Danthe2nd was suddenly labelled with a foot fetish by strangers; or if he actually does have a foot fetish. Danthe2nd never actually said anything during the exchange himself, so I guess we'll never know.
We lost the game, as well :(
I've played Overwatch for six years and I need mental help. 21. She/Her.
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