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Askgstlj thank you everyone for all the love for my Dukecietweek day one 💙💙

Anyhow, here

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day Two:

🚙 Road trip/Roadkill 🐿️

(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )

“I think I’ll name him… ✨Stefan✨”

“Sounds lovely, dear.”

PSA: don’t. don’t pick up roadkill with your bare hands lmao

Unedited version and Notes under the cut!

Unedited version

Unimportant notes that I just wanted to share and details I wanted to point out :))

- Janus summoned a third arm

- Janus is using said third arm to hold Remus’ (bloody) hand

- Remus braided Janus’ hair!! (That’s why it’s messy)

- Remus almost jumped out of the car to grab ‘Stefan’

- Stefan is a horribly mangled up squirrel (roadkill)

- Janus also might have purposefully ran it over so Remus would have a toy and stop swatting at the steering wheel

- Janus wears a seatbelt. Remus does not

- Janus is a safe driver, look at him, he’s looking at his boyfriend/husband/creature through the mirror instead of fully turning :)) (would absolutely be speeding quicker than Flash himself)

- Janus has blood on him because he couldn’t resist helping Remus (though those are his only pair of gloves…)

- Remus has canonically worn those shorts (at least in Thomas’ photoshoots)

- remus get your fucking feet OFF of the dashboar

- I was originally gonna make them driving away from cops (“your honor, they’re boyfriends”)

OH SHIT ITS REMUS’ BIRTHDAY UH UH UH

heem

Bristle.mov

Soon. (Doesn't elaborate)

(Also hiiiiiiii)

you say soon on the Ides of March?

IM BANNING YOU FROM THE KITCHEN, YOU LOSE YOUR KNIFE PRIVILEGES

Water biscuits

oh god Ive gotten too comfortable, i need to chill with the posts lmao

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Accurate rendition of going to the theaters

the problem with ink is that people don't understand at all what the 'inconsiderate hero' archetype is (I'm just gonna call it that)

People think that he's a scheming terrible person that hides behind a nice facade when they hear that he's a little selfish for a good guy, but the thing is that that's all he is, a good guy that is a little selfish, not a backstabbing asshole.

He won't kill, but ink would choose to do so if he just thinks that the person 'can't be saved' and he won't wrack his brain over if it's wrong or right to do that.

He would threaten people to get what he wants, but he won't act out on his threats because that's not what he intends to do.

He would help people out, but he would choose to save his skin if he thinks that the people would be fine on their own.

But guess what he's still a good guy!

i don't see ink as someone who will do good things because it's the 'right' thing, moreso that his goals are aligned with what is 'right' most of the time

He sees his objectives and what's ahead of him first, and he jumps to get what he wants without thinking of the consequences or how it might affect others, but I would never see any malice in it, just recklessness

He's like sonic, meaning that he has character traits that are most often given to villains, yet he's still very much a good guy

tldr; I hate underverse

VIBRATES IN EXCITEMENT.

HELLO ALL. I've decided I'm going to attempt to host an event week this year because I really love these two and they've been on my mind a lot lately! I'm thinking of making a spicy version of the prompts so if you're interested please pipe up somewhere on this post and I'll tag you on it when/if I make it because I will NOT be putting that in the main tags. Please message me/shoot me an ask if you have any questions! I look forward to seeing everyone a little closer to time! IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A black, green and yellow image, mostly composed of text that reads: Dukeceit Week 2024. April 6th-13th.

6 Sunflowers/Ocean

7 Road trip/Roadkill

8 Cats/Rats

9 Teeth/ Hair

10 Cowboys/Bootleggers

11 Body-swap/ Sharing Clothes

12 Coffee Shop/Dive Bar

13 Antiquing/Free Day

#Dukeceitweek2024.

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