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Latest Posts by matthew-vettel - Page 6
All I wanna do is runaway
Seungmin: Hey, how are you feeling?
Chan: I’m okay, except for this headache that comes and goes.
*Jisung enters the room*
Chan: oh look, it’s back.
*Felix also enters the room*
Chan: oh great! Now it’s a migraine.
Credit to @mwrkshyuck
USE HEADPHONES 🌑
If you see me being a hoe on the tl/in notifs…no tf you did not
Stephen: Please, I'm begging you, let me look at it
Y/N: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it
Stephen: *Gently taps table*
Y/N: *Taps back*
Mordo: What are they doing?
Wong: Morse code.
Stephen: *Aggressively taps table*
Y/N: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Y/n , in a deep voice, holding ken: Nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Stephen: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Peter: Playing systemic oppression
Stephen:...
Y/n:...Wanna...join us??
#MIYAVI～みやび～#
刚从微博找到的照片
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follow me on ig:@/lordfxxker
you don’t know how happy this makes me. i’m still crying. we’ve won.
Pls it’s been years and I still don’t know if this was alli or not
A game my friend and I play
Me, feeling up her lumpy-ass phone case: “Why the hell is this thing lumpy?” Her: “I have twenty one dollars in there” Me: “Twenty one dollars to pay for your missing car radio?” Her: (Eyes widen) Her: “Twenty one dollars because I have Cancer” (We literally continue making references until I come up with the kicker) Me: “Twenty one dollars becAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A HOUSE MADE OF FUCKING GOLD, MOM” Her: (She laughs) Me, sliding underneath my desk while dying laughing: “I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE MY DESCENT INTO HELL”
Anyone else sick of that fucking frog bag haunting this app
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
don’t look away
one shot
┗ pairing: xiumin / reader (ft. baekhyun)
word count: 5k
warnings: no plot, no thought, just pure smut, min exposes everyone, explicit unprotected sex, oral (f. receiving), dom!xiumin, a singular spank, biting, edging, voyeurism, mild choking, exhibitionism, manhandling, masturbation
a/n; sometimes, my own writing gets to me. this was definitely one of those times. I swear I’m not a sub but dom!minseok does things to me. also, another drabble turned one shot. couldn’t be helped.
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210506 Baekhyun LYSN Update
“In order to comply with the government’s quarantine guidelines, we ask for your understanding as it was not possible to take a group photo because it was difficult for the EXO members to meet privately.”
PLEASE hype Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings as much as you hyped The Falcon and The Winter Soldier or Wandavision, it deserves all the love and REPRESENTATION MATTERS.
With all the Asian hate going around, THIS is our moment as a fandom to show love and support, and hype this the fuck up because it's gonna be BRILLIANT!
I need your help.
My female cat was missing for 3 days and she appeared this morning with a broken jaw and a necrosed tongue. My grandmothers friend was at home and i asked for her credit card so i could take her to the doctor.
She got there and was examinated and we assume someone kicked her really hard, someone really mean. She is staying there for 3 days, she will go through surgery, and she will go through tests and stuff, i got a huge discount, but I had to pay 1390 reais for everything.
If anyone can help cover that, i have to pay her credit card by the 8th of next month and i have absolutely nothing to cover that. If you can't help me financially, please do by reblogging this post.
She needed to go urgently, i couldn't wait. She couldn't breathe, she was spewing pus through her mouth, she has a huge infection.
I didn't take any pictures because it's very hard to look at, even more so to take a picture of it, but I can send receipts and keep you posted on how she's doing. I'll call later and every day untill I can pick her up.
I hope I can. Because I heard from the doctor her life is on the line. It really was a serious injury.
Guys, please, any penny you have will do.
Please donate to caroline.rdf@outlook.com @paypal, to help me cover that bill. I am eternally grateful for everything you do and after this, they can yell and moan and meow all night but they will not leave the house ever again. I don't even care how stressed they get, they just will not leave.
Please help me. Please do.
Mystery solved
All I see is Spencer from iCarly-
210317 JOHNNY IG Update
the suns in my 👀
This man bro-
Xiumin’s moan during The Eve on M! Countdown for 5 minutes
orange X heechul
BINNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chan’s changbin’s room vlive
he sits
my kpop hoe anthems :
NCT U - 7th Sense
NCT U - Baby Don’t Stop
NCT 127 - Regular
NCT 127 - Cherry Bomb
NCT 127 - Whiplash
NCT 127 - Baby Don’t Like It
EXO - Sweet Lies
EXO - Artificial Love
EXO - The Eve
EXO - Love Shot
Baekhyun & Loco - Young
Taemin - Move
Sunmi - Addicted
Monsta X - Blind
Rain - Rainism
BTS - House Of Cards
BTS - Blood Sweat & Tears
BTS - We On
G-Dragon - Bullshit
G-Dragon & Taeyang - Good Boy
Jennie - Solo
CLC - Black Dress
CLC - Hobgoblin
CL - Hello Bitches
reblog with your five ultimate biases in the tags!!!!
As a member of the LGBTQ+ community who’s been discriminated and invalidated my whole life, this is so damn important to me, I’m so proud of him and his words.
I can’t stop crying.
like or reblog if u save/use.
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