This Man Bro-

i need mihawk to fuck me or im gonna die from horny.

💚steddie || ronance💛 parralels / chaotic 😜 gay || cool 😐 bi

commission for @szczypawice

𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 - 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐫

finnick odair x fem!reader

summary: |soulmate au|as you sit in the sand with your soulmate, finnick during the midst of the 75th hunger games, he starts to toy with you telepathically. (blue quotations mean their talking telepathically)

request: Hello! I saw the soulmate au you did and I love it! You mentioned liking to write it so I’m here to request another soulmate au that I haven’t seen very many people do! Can you do an imagine where Finnick and reader have already met each other and already know that they’re soulmates, and they can telepathically communicate with one another? Maybe they’re in the Games together and Finnick is just telepathically flirting with her for some reason, and Katniss and Peeta are confused to why you’re smiling for no reason?

"I know we could die any second, but you look gorgeous"

you sucked the side of your cheek as finnicks voice swims into your mind, you don't even dare to look at him as you and the rest of the small group sit together on the beach

"aw, come on love, don't ignore me"

you had a deal with him not to do this often in the games. it muffles your hearing and the things he says distract you all together

"thank goodness for those game makers, or whoever made that suit, it hugs your body so-"

"finnick. what do you want?"

"there you are"

"I'd assume we'd take first watch tonight after you and finnick did it last night...thank you for that by the way" katniss sighs as she finishes the short conversation she had on the side with peeta.

you try and snap out of his thoughts as he stares daggers at you with a stupid grin on his face you try and block his words out

"fuck I cant wait to marry you...and have children...boy or girl?"

"uh.." you cough as you scratch your face, trying to focus on katniss as her brows start to furrow and peeta side eyes you

"boy or girl?"

"I'd really.."

"answer them."

"I'd really appreciate that guys...thanks" you clear your throat as you want to bury yourself in the sand from embarrassment. he's toying with you, unfair.

"alright...Finnick, whats your thoughts on the ocean back there, is the fish safe to eat, or do you not wanna risk it?" Peeta chimes up, perfect.

"remember when we were younger and I told you I wanted two boys" you grin as you stare at him innocently, he clears his throat and sits up slightly to try and focus.

"I think now I want two girls...or maybe one girl, one boy...what would there names be, love?"

"I'd..um...I'd have to check" he stumbles, flip-flopping on his words as his cheeks glow red

"Ok, do you think they're safe though?" katniss says, annoyed.

"or remember that time at home when we had to go to a dinner party and you walked out in a suit"

"right, sorry"

"I tried not to jump on you allll night."

he audibly let out an airy laugh, obviously remembering the memory

"you failed miserably, love" your shocked to see him chime in, he eyes you with an almost bit-back smile

"there you are"

"Finnick can you answer us please?" she almost yells

"you looked so handsome"

"I- uhm...I can't"

"answer them."

"I don't...I can't say...I'll take a look and tell you then" he breaths out, happy the torture is over

"okay. what the fuck is going on" katniss sits up as she looks at you both

"you guys keep eyeing each other and can't seem to answer the simplest questions. and I don't think that poison mist affects your speech pattern" she bites and you just laugh bitterly

"I'm gonna take a look at the fish now" Finnick stands, embarrassed.

"yeah you do that" katniss scoffs

"love you" you tell him as he turns to walk backward, looking at you as he mouths the words "love you too"

an: omggg this was so much fun to write! thank you so much for enjoying the last soulmate au, its really fun to dip into different and au's and such so this is really cool! ilysm <333

Y/N: How do I deal with my enemies?

Thena: Fight them.

Y/N: That’s a bit extreme. I was hoping for a more passive solution.

Thena: Kill them only a little?

So... I think I can say I'm obsessed with the Moon Knight series. And of course I love our bird man Khonsu very very much. So I was thinking how he would react with a Y/n who is short and aggressive (yeah that's me in general) . So here is some good kinda shit I was daydreaming about.

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* y/n waking up next to Steven *

*seeing Khonshu at the corner*

Y/n: Steven?

Steven: What?

Y/n: There is a big ass white pigeon in the room.

Khonshu: How dare you, you useless human being.

*y/n getting up and pick up the broomstick*

Steven: Y/n....please don't.

*y/n trying to hit Khonshu with the broom*

Y/n: Get the hell out of here you big ass bird.

*Khonshu looking at Y/n*

Khonshu: I'm having enough of these humans.

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* Marc trying to find Y/n*

Marc: I don't mind if you help me you know.

Khonshu: I'm enjoying the peace and silence.

Marc: Y/n is missing. Steven is gonna get a heart attack.

Khonshu: Do not worry. When the useless worm gets back the small human is gonna be here too.

* Marc getting suspicious*

Marc: Khonshu... What have you done?

Khonshu: Nothing. Just give some high experience to the little one.

* Y/n on the highest self in Stevens home trying to get down and not to die*

Marc: You are the worst.

Khonshu: She wanted to be taller. I helped her.

Y/n: GET ME DOWN YOU ALBINO CHICKEN!

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Layla: So... How is your relationship going with Khonshu?

Y/n: You know. Sometimes I feel like we are bonding. Like speaking of Egyptian culture, reading hieroglyphics, watching the moon and stuff like that.

Layla: oh that's kinda cute.

Y/n: yeah. But sometimes when I looking out of the window i feel this little wind. And the next moment I nearly fell out of that said window.

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*Marc and Steven having an argument*

*y/n walking in the room*

Y/n: what the hell is happening here?

Marc: who is more handsome?

Y/n: what?

Marc: who is more handsome? Steven or me?

*y/n looking at Marc with disbelief in their eyes*

Y/n: Khonshu.

*Marc, Steven and Khonshu speechless*

Y/n: you wanted an answer, I gave you one. Peace out guys.

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Steven: y/n, can you help me with this?

Y/n: of course. What's the problem?

Steven: I wanna practice a little self defense. Give me some advise how to do it please.

Y/n: Kill them.

Steven: pardon me, what?

Y/n: BREAK THEIR WINDPIPE!

Steven: KHONSHU! DON'T TEACH THEM THINGS LIKE THAT!

Khonshu: I'm really proud of you small one.

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And the last one is a fan fiction kinda thing. I just really like the idea how I would behave as Khonshu's avatar. So here we go!

" I have chosen you, to be my avatar. "

"Am, okay. "

"You will kill our enemies and be my loyal soldier. "

"Ahm... Excuse me but nope. I can't do that. "

"What? "

"I say I can't do that. You can use my body if you want (😏) but I don't do those kind of things. "

"Why? You afraid of the death or blood? You don't dare to dirt your hands? "

"Oh none of that. "

"Then what?! "

"I'm a lazy person. I'm not gonna running around and killing people. My favorite series starts at 5. Wanna join. "

"... "

"... "

" You stupid little worm. "

*stands up and getting the broomstick*

" Did you just call me little you fucking white pigeon man? I'm gonna send you back to hell bird bitch."

*Khonsu impressed but scared*

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(Yeah... I like broomstick....)

Jeff Ward as Buggy the Clown in the One Piece Live Action >;o)

help i can't stop clowning over this clown

All I wanna do is runaway

i love eddie’s “steve” face

he just

all dimples and fondness

boy who got you smiling like that

in conclusion, eddie is weak in the knees for steve