Y/N : “…Steven and I are supposed to go to the museum together today.”
Marc : “Well, sorry, but I have something to do. Something more important.”
Y/N : “Let me guess. A stupid mission for your dear God, Chouchou.”
Marc : “… What ?”
Y/N : “… Mushu ?
Marc : “No. Not Mushu.”
Y/N : “Shang Chi ?”
Marc : “Khonshu.”
Y/N : “That’s what I said. Kimchi.”
Khonshu : “She’s an idiot.”
Marc : “She is, but not because she can’t get your name, because she’s doing it on purpose, not caring about pissing a God off.”
Y/N : “Oh, Si Fu is pissed ? So sad.”
BINNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“but gay people didn’t exist in the 80s”
yes, you’re right, we all just collectively spawned out of nowhere in 2004 with the release of toxic by britney spears
if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink
EDDIE MUNSON in STRANGER THINGS SEASON FOUR.
"This is my year. I can feel it. Eighty-six baby!"
Seb broke the rules by wearing the "same love" tshirt during the anthem and he literally said "AND I'D DO IT AGAIN 🏳️🌈"
Eddie: *standing on the cafeteria table* I’m a scary metalhead. No one tells me what to do
Y/N: sit back down
Eddie: *practically fucking falls into his chair* I’m sat
Had to do one for Eddie too sorry not sorry
i want jake lockley in my mouth at all times
Ew you would wright khonshu x reader??? Thats gross. Unfollowed.
Sorry, I have a permit to write for Khonshu as seen here