(At the gym)
Chanyeol: *struggling* I can't do another pushup.
Xiumin: Do you hear that?
Chanyeol: What?
Xiumin: I hear a little bitch around here.
Chanyeol: This is why no one works out with you.
All I see is Spencer from iCarly-
210317 JOHNNY IG Update
the suns in my đź‘€
Poor Ethan
Mark put the fear of god into our blue boy
if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your drink
eddie munson + 🥺
My favorite part of Mark’s vlog
when it’s cold outside
Y/N : “…Steven and I are supposed to go to the museum together today.”Â
Marc : “Well, sorry, but I have something to do. Something more important.”Â
Y/N : “Let me guess. A stupid mission for your dear God, Chouchou.”Â
Marc : “… What ?”Â
Y/N : “… Mushu ?Â
Marc : “No. Not Mushu.”Â
Y/N : “Shang Chi ?”
Marc : “Khonshu.”Â
Y/N : “That’s what I said. Kimchi.”Â
Khonshu : “She’s an idiot.”Â
Marc : “She is, but not because she can’t get your name, because she’s doing it on purpose, not caring about pissing a God off.”Â
Y/N : “Oh, Si Fu is pissed ? So sad.”Â
Imagine Simon/Price proposing to their partner and they’re just standing there in shock and Simon/Price are just like “My love, not to rush you but my knees are not what they used to be”
He then proceeds to get stuck on the floor
Pls it’s been years and I still don’t know if this was alli or not
Me, feeling up her lumpy-ass phone case: “Why the hell is this thing lumpy?” Her: “I have twenty one dollars in there” Me: “Twenty one dollars to pay for your missing car radio?” Her: (Eyes widen) Her: “Twenty one dollars because I have Cancer” (We literally continue making references until I come up with the kicker) Me: “Twenty one dollars becAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD A HOUSE MADE OF FUCKING GOLD, MOM” Her: (She laughs) Me, sliding underneath my desk while dying laughing: “I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE MY DESCENT INTO HELL”